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@3000ad | 9 April 20 |
Frankly speaking I don't care...lmao
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@kristy59 | 15 April 20 |
Yesterday my husband thought he saw a c*ckroach in the kitchen, he sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly. Today I'm putting the c*ckroach in the bathroom ![]() |
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@miaiad | 15 April 20 |
@ kristy59 - 15.04.20 - 04:13pm Yesterday my husband thought he saw a c*ckroach in the kitchen, he sprayed everything down and cleaned thoroughly. Today I'm putting the c*ckroach in the bathroom ![]() Next time put it in bedroom, so you have whole house cleaned by a man who never thought gonna clean his entire house One day. Make sure you laugh silently ![]() |
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@miaiad | 15 April 20 |
@ kristy59 - 6.04.20 - 11:48am Such a dilemma!!! I have to take out the rubbish bins tomorrow. Im so excited, i dont know what to wear! Married couples: continue as normal, wear nothing. Couples: hire a married couple. Viva married couples ![]() |
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@3000ad | 16 April 20 |
Queen Elizabeth II has survived: The plague Smallpox Malaria rule in Germany WWII Destruction of Berlin Partition of Berlin Creation of Israel Partition of India Korean War Vietnam war Unification of Berlin Strife in Palestine Invasion of Egypt Arab- Israeli War Cold War Iran-Iraq War First Gulf War Disintegration of Soviet Union Britain joining the EU 9/11 Second Gulf War Britain leaving the EU Apollo 1-17 Revolutions in Africa 14 British Prime Ministers Charles and Diana Charles and Camilla Andrew and Fergie Harry and Megan 14 American Presidents 7 Saudi Kings 48 Italian Prime Ministers 9 UN Secretary-Generals 3rd, 4th, and 5th French Republics Mad Cow Disease Ebola Brexit Meghxit The Internet Apple TV Netflix ... and Covid Only because she rarely leaves her palace. Lol Keep Safe. Stay at Home |
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@kristy59 | 16 April 20 |
This morning I saw a neighbour talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog,...we laughed a lot.
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@lapple | 20 April 20 |
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A man went to the doctors with a strawberry growing out of his head, the doctor take a look and says I'll Give You Some Cream for That
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@3000ad | 20 April 20 |
No matter how comfortable u are in ur relationship, never visit ur partner unannounced. I was introduced as a painter today
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@poppyg | 29 April 20 |
@ wolf1v36 - 5.04.20 - 02:02am Q... What is brown and sounds like a bell?.. A. ....Dung! ![]() |
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@lapple | 13 May 20 |
Whats 200 foot long and stinks of Pis ?, Old aged pensioners Conga Line.
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@kristy59 | 13 May 20 |
We dont all smell of pis ![]() |
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@kristy59 | 2 June 20 |
During the middle ages they celebrated the end of the plague with wine and orgies. Does anyone know if they have....
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@kristy59 | 2 June 20 |
..anything like that planned when this one ends? (just asking for a friend) lol
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@kristy59 | 2 June 20 |
My brother shot himself twice with an upholstery gun but is now completely recovered.
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@kristy59 | 21 June 20 |
Driving passed B n Q store i asked my friend how big the queue was she said it was big n orange and same size as the B
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@3000ad | 23 June 20 |
If you think whatever you're doing is useless, just remember Arsenal trains everyday
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@3000ad | 23 June 20 |
You are married and you are online still looking for a hot girl.. Go and boil your wife. |
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@3000ad | 1 July 20 |
Imagine....I was in queue at the supermarket today. Someone in front of me farted. I got upset, but before I could say a thing, he turned around and said, you heard that, then you are not keeping your distance... you smelled it, then your face mask isn't helping you at all I was dumbfound lol |
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@kristy59 | 9 August 20 |
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@kristy59 | 9 August 20 |
What do you get if you mix miaiad, shazza and butter together - A slippery trio ![]() |
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