I don't see anything wrong with kissing, as long as you aren't eating the face off eachother.

I was guilty of the over the top displays when I was a teen. Now I find it a bit cringey. But holding someone's hand is nice. And nothing wrong with the occasional peck either.

People like being judged, when it suits them. If they didn't, the fashion industry would be ruined for a start.

no so long as they dont slobber n make sink plunger noises

I think it's tacky. unless of course it's two women. special rules for lesbians

depends who wants the kiss lol

Lecture them about it. The sheer boredom should be enough to stop them and at least move out of your line of vision. Possibly town.

F*ck me. Lord of the locusts has returned.

no. a kiss on the lips is ok, if they are passionately kissing, playing with eachothers tongues or drooling in eachothers mouths then yes, that is offensive and inappropriate

Or they could stand there and lecture me on how this isn't Sri Lanka, and they're doing nothing wrong.

Like I say, it's not like I have a problem with it, it doesn't offend me or anything, I just find it unnecessary. Like get a room.

Unless it's a big act you're putting on, so someone sees you. Like an ex, or people you want to show off in front of.

Or maybe I could just give them a sarcastic, whiney, bitshy comment

I was taking the piss.

This ...

Sometimes It's just too cold and you need somebody to hold. And what can i say people love sharing pathogens

I'd have said the same thing to guyver a while ago but he seems to have shortened his statements. Perhaps they just seem stunted now compared to yours.

I thought you were going to rap then acid

Not a rap, that just came out.

You don't usually have to confirm it.

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