Your piss starts to taste different.

Youre welcommmmeee

I hope your bed is full of spiders.

You appreciate things more and be thankful instead of being young, stupid and full of...gum.

Hope u dream about saggy pink socks

Hope you dream about riding a certain skinny man like you're trying to win the Grand National.

Because you're the size of a jockey, also.

I hate you right now

sagging like a dogs in season balloon?

When you start getting that old lady smell. And no or will get rid of it. Lavender makes you smell even worst. And the fashion trend you wouldn't be seen dead in, when you were younger. You now find it quite attractive and trendy to wear. Thermal vest, pants, corsets, ya granny,s curtain blouses, dark coloured ankle length skirts, tweed brown, or black cardigans, dark scarfs, a woolly hat, doc Martin Brown or black shoes, or ankle boots, and a old lady,s two handled hangbag.

When you think someone only a few years older than you is old, you're old.

When you constantly moan about pointless crap.

When you wake up ..that's a sign you're getting old.

When everyone treats you like a mascot because you're past taking seriously.

When standing on a skateboard is seen by everyone as a total novelty

when your body or brain doesnt function like it used to

I forget.

Your once cute freckles have turned into ugly liver spots

Elasticated waist trousers look comfortable