Fank yoo.

My husband is going to get a good talking to this evening. I have had enough. I can live with him not always putting the bottles and jars the ight way round in the fridge

I stay nice abt the coffee and sugar jars hat he doesn't put down right


But we are not fkn animals, he needs to take he eggs out in the right order. I am forever filling the gaps and I am abt to lose it

It's making its way to mpumalanga I can see it changing.

Talking to thin air

This cat. I need some space lol, Go say hi to the kids!

They are fkn c*ck teasing c**ts... But on the plus side I didn't have to choose so it worked out for the good then.

Oh that's who she is

When does he commit suicide... Will go check later

Looooong.

A spider web. On the inside of my car

Don't worry, it'll wait until you're on a busy roundabout then abseil down from your sun visor onto your face.

Peeling pva off my hand, memories

Hmmmm dunno wether to risk shorts or not am stealing her tshirt either way...shes at work wots she guna do

Got under shelter just as the rain began.
Gonna have a good day out today. Must remember guitar strings.

Is there anything that cant be made more delightful by throwing in some bad elvis impersonators

fk off clouds al kill ya

Just seen the most flawless leggy woman. She asked me for directions n i went mildly r*tarded for a minute. How you look so perfect this early?