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A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says Wow! In all my years tending bar, I've never had a weasel stop by. What can I get you? Pop, goes the weasel. is this just a dry joke or is there some deeper meaning ? with the joke ''I wish my grass was Emo'' , the guy had to explain to me what Emo was before i could understand it cause i just looked at him with a duh expression |
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@obi_jon | 28 July 18 |
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@mikeymk | 28 July 18 |
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There's something annoying about it. Makes me cringe a bit. I don't know what its about, and i've never heard of the second verse, which doesn't even rhyme. |
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@psnality | 28 July 18 |
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Yeah it means that weasel should be tested for scientific research on how it can understand and speak English 
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@vampboy | 28 July 18 |
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Maybe it's the whole aspect of a dead subculturural scene clinged on to a joke about a weasel walking into the bar and being explained what it is all about while he looked at the bar tender with '' duh expression'' as if he knows what it's about and thus makes him an emo weasel too. Which is just cringe.
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@mikeymk | 28 July 18 |
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I meant the rhyme is cringe. The joke, well, that's just a classic build-up to a recognised phrase for a punchline. The joke itself would be fine if it wasn't for its reference to that rhyme. |
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@psnality | 28 July 18 |
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Just a stupid joke. Like an elephant walks into a bar and asks the barman to fill his trunk and the barman asks what will it be and the elephant says two bottles of whisky, bottle of jack Daniels, 2 bottles of brandy and a diet coke. The barman gets a bowl and is about to fill it when the elephant says no to fill my trunk. The barman looks down and sees that the elephant is carrying a trunk. It's just a play on words, took me a couple of seconds to make that up. |
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@wickedwitch | 28 July 18 |
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@boredofu | 28 July 18 |
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@ psnality - 28.07.18 - 08:41am Just a stupid joke. Like an elephant walks into a bar and asks the barman to fill his trunk and the barman asks what will it be and the elephant says two bottles of whisky, bottle of jack Daniels, 2 bottles of brandy and a diet coke. The barman gets a bowl and is about to fill it when the elephant says no to fill my trunk. The barman looks down and sees that the elephant is carrying a trunk. It's just a play on words, took me a couple of seconds to make that up. No sh*t |
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@knormoer | 28 July 18 |
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thank you for that link @obi_jon . now im stuck with that tune. this is funny https://blog.aha.io/how-to-spot-the-weasel-in-your-office/ |
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@knormoer | 28 July 18 |
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i dont know how to make that link clickable if i ever did, i forgot
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@usb3.1 | 28 July 18 |
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How do you get 4 elephants in a mini? 2 in the front and 2 in the back |
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@peta | 28 July 18 |
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Ahh
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@knormoer | 28 July 18 |
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a horse walks into a bar. barman asks 'why the long face ?'
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@mikeymk | 28 July 18 |
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This is what happens when we're not allowed adult content.
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@shirl | 28 July 18 |
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Weirdo
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@trashy | 28 July 18 |
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This makes me die a little inside
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