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@sisfreak2017 | 12 October 20 |
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I said 'thanks love' to some guy that let me pass on a narrow track. 
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@eyesore | 12 October 20 |
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Calling my bird by my dogs name in bed , we ended shortly afterwards
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@badapple | 12 October 20 |
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being a bus driver i hear lots of silly/stupid comments inc, ''Are you going to the next stop ?'' and ''Do you go straight ?'' ppl are always trying to get on the bus with, wardrobes,sofa's etc and when i say ''No chance mate'' they always ask ''Why Not'' which in its self is a silly comment. My stock answer in those circumstances is ''If iv gotta tell you why not, you wont understand my answer''
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@3mel | 12 October 20 |
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@ eyesore - 12.10.20 - 08:03am Calling my bird by my dogs name in bed , we ended shortly afterwards oh my... an ex's name would almost preferable |
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@3mel | 12 October 20 |
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I've said this before but it killed me at the time and makes me smile whenever I remember it. standing around with a couple guys at work looking over the latest smutty movies from the DVD man, I pick up one very graphic title and the guy next to me says ''why's that guy gotta wrist watch on his cock ?'' apologies to all the delicate flowers who're offended. |
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@crimson | 12 October 20 |
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@ eyesore - 12.10.20 - 08:03am Calling my bird by my dogs name in bed , we ended shortly afterwards Hilarious! |
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@mardy | 12 October 20 |
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I asked my dad what a chicken thigh is, i legit didnt know they had 1 , i was about 20 lol
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@dan27notts | 12 October 20 |
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Can i have a pleaseburger cheese?
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@mardy | 12 October 20 |
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@ dan27notts - 12.10.20 - 07:31pm Can i have a pleaseburger cheese? 
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@mardy | 12 October 20 |
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@ speedracer22 - 11.10.20 - 03:48pm Oh, but this is about what i've said. Well I once asked my science; teacher: teacher, do you think dinosaurs existed? Teacher: There seems to be a lot of evidence in favor of that conclusion. What do you think? me; I don't think they did. I mean, how do we know they were called dinosaurs? They could have been called anything.'' I immediately thought wtf after saying that. Girl i know only about 5yrs ago said to me her son had dinosaur homework n she sed to me but there not real are they n i was like errrrr yeah n she was like how do u know n i said well they dug up huge bones n she was like i jus thought it was a film , ffs , this woman has a job n 2 kids, how is anyone that thick |
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@mardy | 12 October 20 |
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@ 3mel - 12.10.20 - 05:21pm I've said this before but it killed me at the time and makes me smile whenever I remember it. standing around with a couple guys at work looking over the latest smutty movies from the DVD man, I pick up one very graphic title and the guy next to me says ''why's that guy gotta wrist watch on his cock ?'' apologies to all the delicate flowers who're offended. Was it just an arm then? |
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@cleancut | 12 October 20 |
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I have never said anything even remotely stupid in my entire life
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@3mel | 13 October 20 |
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@ mardy - 12.10.20 - 07:52pm Was it just an arm then? yes, yes it was |
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@crimson | 15 October 20 |
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I didn't eat my dinner. Husband brought me some bread, and informs me so. In my mind I'm thinking, it's either ready made sandwiches or plain bread to make my own sandwich. That's not what came out of my mouth when I asked him though. Nope. What came out of my mouth was: 'Is it EMPTY bread?' 
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@gt_tdi | 15 October 20 |
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I've probably told you all this one before, but it still amuses me. A mate's girlfriend ordering at McDonald's... Her: Big Mac meal please McD's dude: What drink would you like? Her: Fanta please McD's dude: Still or fizzy? Her: Erm... what's the difference? McD's dude: 
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@nichick | 16 October 20 |
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Jeez ur all fkn mad in here
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@tasti2 | 16 October 20 |
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I asked my sons mate does his pregnant sister know whats she having , he said its either a boy or a girl 
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@ufohunter | 16 October 20 |
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@ cleancut - 12.10.20 - 09:39pm I have never said anything even remotely stupid in my entire life I'm the polar opposite |
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