Imagine you blocking me for a girl you've known 3 months, guess friendship really means fk all these days also red flag from her.

My Sonia doing her ASMR thing on the clock app so proud of her.

Went to my first football game tonight. Holy hell, it was the best time of my life. Amazing. I want to go again lol

Oh and everyone got a free hoodie and a toque. And the seats were awesome!

Lots of conkers have fallen off my tree. Who's playing conkers?

Bad Fur Day?

Fk mee!
I can't take two consecutive nights on the pop anymore.

How am I going to do the stem on this? It needs to be a great big swan-neck stem. Or something. Unless I use BMX bars, and pull em back. But then the brace will get in the way of the screen. Chopper bars.. Or take the stem up and swept back, instead of forward. Why not. These cruiser handlebars would look like a formula one car's halo, like that. Means sitting right back. So she'll still be right back over the back wheel, and I'll still be sat right in the middle, even on a full length tandem. Go hard or go home, innit.

Oh, she's deactivated. Unusual. Wonder what happened there.

So because we had to wear masks for two years, the flu has progressed beyond us, and we're all gonna die of that. Pity. I'd have far preferred dying in the summer. By a nice sunny field. Or something.

oh. it was from their 1st demo originally. No wonder it was so good

It'll be harder for them to dig your grave.

Get burnt. It's cheaper

it's actually more expensive here to get burnt.

get your body thrown into a power station furnace as fuel

I would if I could. Unfortunately the only two options are cremation or an even more expensive burial in the UK. It's daft

yeah it is stupid, even the embalming fluid we're forced to use is an environmental nightmare.