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@trunking | |
..in a morgue if you earned 500 pounds a day? Is that too little? How about 1000 pounds a day would you still work there? |
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@ogdenz | 11 February 24 |
Yes. Why not? That's a good wage.
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@ogdenz | 11 February 24 |
Reminds me of a joke. Young fella gets a job in the mortuary cleaning up the bodies. On his first day there the corpse of a gorgeous 25 year old woman gets brought in. He does his job of cleaning her up but one thing puzzles him..he asks his boss 'Why has she got a prawn between her legs'? That's not a prawn you idiot,that's her c****ris his boss replies'! Oh says the new lad ..'it sure tastes like a prawn'! |
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@faun | 11 February 24 |
I like a good smell. A bakery, a coffee shop, that sort of thing. I don't mind picking people's bins up but those wagons stink. I couldn't be a binman. Oh and fishmonger, there's another. I've never been in a morgue. I'm sure most of the fresh ones aren't too bad, but some people stink when they're alive, can you imagine a few dozen maggot cases..? Imagine if one explodes... Nah, I'll stick with the smell of cut wood. |
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@warded | 11 February 24 |
Eh... It's a living ![]() |
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@obi_jon | 11 February 24 |
@ faun - 11.02.24 - 05:11pm I like a good smell. A bakery, a coffee shop, that sort of thing. I don't mind picking people's bins up but those wagons stink. I couldn't be a binman. Oh and fishmonger, there's another. I've never been in a morgue. I'm sure most of the fresh ones aren't too bad, but some people stink when they're alive, can you imagine a few dozen maggot cases..? Imagine if one explodes... Nah, I'll stick with the smell of cut wood. When I was 16 I had a summer job working on a maggot farm(supplying a fishing bait vending machine company*). The money was excellent but I only lasted a fortnight and it was the worst 2 weeks of my life, over 30yrs later and I am still slightly traumatised by the whole experience but particularly by the smell, which was so bad I am almost gagging just thinking about it now as I type this. ![]() * yes, they sold live maggots from refrigerated vending machines. |
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@faun | 11 February 24 |
We had one of those machines in MK, at a petrol station on the old A5 which has long gone.
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@obi_jon | 11 February 24 |
It could well have been one of theirs, they were usually found at petrol stations close to popular fishing spots all over the country.
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@obi_jon | 11 February 24 |
The smell had permeated into my skin, I was showering 2 or 3 times a day and scrubbing my skin with all sorts of stuff for weeks before I stopped being able to smell it on me, or at least before I stopped thinking that I could still smell it on me.
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@faun | 11 February 24 |
I remember it being a light blue display with a big beige-alike fish on it, but it was over 30yrs ago when I first started driving. Not half the city was built, then.
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@obi_jon | 11 February 24 |
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@faun | 11 February 24 |
That's the design - but the machine itself was not up to that modern standard or condition...
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@iilmadme | 11 February 24 |
I would like to work in bereavement services,not sure about a morgue
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@faun | 11 February 24 |
The only thing I can think of that'd be worse than working with dead people, is working with people crying about dead people.
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@iilmadme | 12 February 24 |
@ faun - 11.02.24 - 11:18pm The only thing I can think of that'd be worse than working with dead people, is working with people crying about dead people. ![]() |
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@slick_01 | 15 February 24 |
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@ trunking - 11.02.24 - 03:55pm ..in a morgue if you earned 500 pounds a day? Is that too little? How about 1000 pounds a day would you still work there? No I would not. No offence to the departed ones and may they all R I.P. Have you been offered a Job at a Morgue though? |
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@afridi101 | 16 February 24 |
@ trunking - 15.02.24 - 02:53pm No. Just crossed my mind as these lot are money wh*res so would do anything for it. These lot???? |
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@kelypso | 16 February 24 |
Why would you earn that much? It's just a job.
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@peta | 20 February 24 |
@ trunking - 11.02.24 - 03:55pm ..in a morgue if you earned 500 pounds a day? Is that too little? How about 1000 pounds a day would you still work there? Absolutely not. |
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