Ha! Took me 3 reads to get that..lol

good one

Maybe its coz im from sa that i stil ddn get it.. An that its 4am by me

I got it n its a turd joke. Such a shame.

A old man goes 2 the doctor and when he walks in the nosey receptionist asks what he is see'in the doctor 4! So the old man says he has a problem with his d*ck, the receptionist gets very embarassed and says 2 the old man that he could hav lied n said his ear was sore, that way he wouldnt hav 2 admit such a private matter in a crowded doctors office, anyway nxt time he c*ms in the receptionist..

Asks what he is see'in the doctor 4, so the old man replies, his ear is sore, forgeting the last conversation she had with the old man, the receptionist asks wots wrong with his ear, well says the old man, i stil can't pi*s out of it!

A group of priests final test b4 being sworn in2 the monestry is 2 stand naked with a bell around there p*nis's while a naked woman dances infront of them! If the bell rings u r out! All the priests pass exept the last priest who's bell rings so much it falls 2 the ground, embarassed he bends down 2 pick it up, thats wen all the otha priests failed!

A chinese man applies 4 a job at a english firm and is put in charge of supplies, however nobody can find him 4 weeks, eventualy its decided he wasnt c*mmin bak, months later the boss goes over 2 the factory and is doin checks wen he c*ms across a chest, he opens it up and out jumps the chinese man shoutin, supplies!

The problem with bieng a best man at a wedding is u never get 2 prove u r the best man 2 the bride!

a train is about to crash! A frantic virgin strips off and says, 'can anyone make me feel like a woman before i die?' so a man takes off his clothes and says, 'here, iron these!'

a train is about to crash! A frantic virgin strips off and says, 'can anyone make me feel like a woman before i die?' so a man takes off his clothes and says, 'here, iron these!'

What do you call a rabbit with a bent d*ck? fks funny!

Tht chinese man joke had me creased

A man goes huntin n just b4 he's about 2 shoot a deer he see's a cheetah behind him, the cheetah says he can eitha eat him or hav his way with the man, the man pulls dwn his pants and wakes up in hospital, he vows revenge n 2 months later afta rehab he's huntin the cheetah dwn, just b4 shootin the cheetah a bear taps him on the shoulder n offers the same deal, the man chooses s*x again...

6 months later the man has had rehab n fit 2 go again n vows revenge on the animals and goes huntin again! Just as he enters the forest he feels a tap on his shoulder and see's a lion! He pulls dwn his pants and bends ova and says get it ova with, the lion looks at him and says, i knew u wernt c*mmin here 4 the hunting!

One day a bear and a rabbit are taking a s**t in the woods.. The bear looks at the rabbit and asks..

Excuse me.. Do you have a problem with s**t sticking to your fur? the rabbit replies no.. so the bear wipes his as* with the rabbit

That was awesome, lol