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fact no.1 chuck norris would kick both jet li nd jackie chans asses! he way faster! he so fast he cud run around da world nd punch himslef in da head :) |
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@1jamster | 2 March 10 |
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@badboi74 | 3 March 10 |
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chuck norris dosnt do press ups he pushes the world down:)
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@dbnp01zn | 3 March 10 |
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Chuck norris can make an onion cry. He can round house kick you back into your mothers womb. He uses tabasco sauce as eye drops. Chuck isn't hung like a horse,Horses are hung like chuck.lol
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@rezdawg | 4 March 10 |
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lol when chuck bellys up 2 a bar nd orderz a pint of budwiser a clydesdale trots thru da door nd pises directly into his mug
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@rezdawg | 4 March 10 |
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chuck can go into a burgar king nd order a big mac... nd get one!
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@axlisbak | 5 March 10 |
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skateboard? chuck norris kickflops ford lasers, b***h! http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1148650
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@izzy86 | 5 March 10 |
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Superman wears chuck norris pajamas
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@phallica | 5 March 10 |
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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@axlisbak | 6 March 10 |
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@c2lxz7 | 6 March 10 |
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another fact that hes old now 
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@zackzero | 6 March 10 |
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According to Einsteins theory Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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@xsicx | 7 March 10 |
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Ppl who say chuck is godlike, are wrong. Chuck is the god
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@xsicx | 7 March 10 |
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There is no such a thing called evolution, only list of creatures chuck allowes to live
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@rezdawg | 9 March 10 |
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in a perfect world cash money would read in chuck we trust
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@phallica | 9 March 10 |
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Chuck Norris once took part in the Running Of The Bulls, he walked.
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@axlisbak | 10 March 10 |
 the bulls were running away from chuck
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@zackzero | 11 March 10 |
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In a average room there's about 50 items. Chuck Norris can kill you with everyone of them. Including the room itself.
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@phallica | 11 March 10 |
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Running of the Norris.
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@rezdawg | 13 March 10 |
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chuck norris visited the virgin islands, they are now known as just the islands
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@2fly4_zn | 14 March 10 |
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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago, The grim reaper is still too affraid to tell him! 
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