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Lets have a giggle, tell us your CLEAN jokes  |
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@kristy59 | 22 August 08 |
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I bought a great new toilet seat recently, on the label was a suggestion on how to clean it. Altho nice to hav the option, i doubt il take advantage of it. My toilet seat, it seems, is DISHWASHER SAFE.
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@tan66 | 22 August 08 |
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@fadedpic | 22 August 08 |
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@mynyabiz | 22 August 08 |
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clean jokes. . . gonna have t come back t ya's on that one. . . . 
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@kristy59 | 23 August 08 |
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Exercise for ppl ov 40 - Begin by standing on a comfortable surface where you hav plenty of room at each side. With a 5lb potato sack in each hand extend your arms straight out from your sides n hold them there as long as you can try to reach a full minute n then relax. Each day you will find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.......
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@kristy59 | 23 August 08 |
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After a couple of weeks move up to 10lb potato sacks then try 50lb potato sacks and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100lb potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute....(Im at this level) After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of the sacks. lol
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@sxaymatt | 23 August 08 |
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2 flies are on the toilet seat... one got pist off.
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@kristy59 | 25 August 08 |
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What do you call a hiker who likes to gossip? A walkie - talkie
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@kristy59 | 25 August 08 |
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Why did the blond nurse take a red magic marker to work? So she could draw blood
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@kristy59 | 25 August 08 |
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Two eggs sitting on a kitchen table. One of them spots a whisk and asks what it is, the other egg looks puzzled and replies 'beats me'
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@kristy59 | 25 August 08 |
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Gawd this like watching paint dry 
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@darks1de | 25 August 08 |
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Paddy buys 2goldfish an names them 12. Mick says 'theyre funny names pad, whyd u call em that'. Paddy says 'well if 1dies i'll still have 2left'!
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@getlost | 25 August 08 |
 ok i'm clean now
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@kristy59 | 26 August 08 |
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You got to do this, its INCREDIBLE........Read all the numbers......slowly and in order!! Be careful not to miss any: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7 - 8 - 9 - 10 - 11 - 12 - 13 - 14 - 15 - 16 - 17 - 18 - 19 - 20..................FINISHED?
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@kristy59 | 26 August 08 |
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GOOD! Tomorrow I'll teach you the ABC's!
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@galvamp | 26 August 08 |
 Why is 6 afraid of 7?Cause 7 8 9.Think about it!
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@msfdurst | 26 August 08 |
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Paddy n seamus cme out of the bar wasted seamus sees sumthn glistening on the ground its a mirror seamus luks n says 2 paddy i knw him..paddy says were..he luks n says fksake u stupid eejit thats me
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@mz_patel | 28 August 08 |
 2 xtremly ugly w0men g0 2 d z0o. .dy pass d g0rilla cage n wun w0men sez 2 d oda 'we ugly bt nt as ugly as dz g0rila'. .nxt tng d g0rila leanz 4ward n whisperz 2 d w0men. .0i werd u get d keyz 4m. .i wana get owt als0 hehe
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@kristy59 | 3 September 08 |
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In Australia, whats the technical term for a boomarang that doesnt come back? A STICK 
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@bgben | 3 September 08 |
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3 women, 1 engaged 1's a mistress and 1's married, they decide to dress up for there men in black leather bra's, stilettos's and a mask, the next day the engaged woman and mistress agreed they had the best s*x ever, the married woman said her fella came home took one look and said WATS FOR DINNER BATMAN
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