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I m sure this hasn't been done before, so I won't start ![]() |
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@jayna | 30 August 16 |
Do us all a favour admin and go and delete ya self ![]() ![]() |
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@xxlee | 30 August 16 |
So Mr Patel sat in his chair watching
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@kristy59 | 31 August 16 |
Watching his CCTV cameras n wandered who wld visit him to nite, he had some sarnies so he opened one n out popped?
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@somerson | 31 August 16 |
an ugly big c0ckroach... ![]() |
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@wolf1v36 | 31 August 16 |
Followed by 5 more c*ckroaches, and another, mr patel looked down into his lunchbox and saw that his sarnies had more whiskers on them than i have got on my chin! Disgusted he promptly threw the lot out of the window!. The guard dog outside wet tn have a look, turned up his nose,, and said even i aint gonna eat that shyte, ,
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@wolf1v36 | 31 August 16 |
Out comes Moplady with her magic brushes and mop and cleaning liquid to clean up the area, but upon sighting the mess
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@wolf1v36 | 31 August 16 |
Out comes Moplady with her magic brushes and mop and cleaning liquid to clean up the area, but upon sighting the mess was violently sick, and said, NO! Why should I always have to always clean their mess, let em clean up their own crud and rubbish!.
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@somerson | 31 August 16 |
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@kristy59 | 31 August 16 |
Yummy said george the alien n ate all the mess then cleaned the floor with his magic mop as he sat looking at the stars
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@kristy59 | 31 August 16 |
Pointing his finger at a bright star he said HOME ... george wants to go HOME n started to cry blue tears ![]() |
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@fir3hill | 1 September 16 |
Which were ideal for floor cleaning when mixed with a bucket of water
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@kristy59 | 2 September 16 |
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@kristy59 | 6 September 16 |
Oh no he cried im not alone and his face turned from yellow to white ![]() ![]() |
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@fir3hill | 6 September 16 |
And gave him a Vegemite sandwich
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@kristy59 | 8 September 16 |
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@wolf1v36 | 12 September 16 |
And so they lived happily ever after.
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@fir3hill | 12 September 16 |
In hell
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@kristy59 | 13 September 16 |
No no ... In space amongst the stars, they are now known as the MOPS GALAXY and make all the stars sparkle
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@wolf1v36 | 18 September 16 |
The stars have not beem shining very bright at all lately down this way, maybe a stronger mix of the magic cleaning fluid and a little elbow grease is all that is needed.
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@kristy59 | 18 September 16 |
You best have a quiet word with your mate mops or jayna, wolfie ![]() ![]() |
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