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One winter morning a husband and wife in southern Winnipeg were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through. So the good wife went out and moved her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through. The good wife went out and moved her car again. The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park... Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through? With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to Blondes exhibit, the husband replied, Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time? |
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@beery2 | 3 December 13 |
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@beery2 | 3 December 13 |
 shychic is from winnipeg...
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@peta | 3 December 13 |
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@acidized | 3 December 13 |
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I know it's older joke, but it's still hilarious.
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@sadie1 | 3 December 13 |
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@ beery2 - 3.12.13 - 05:26pm shychic is from winnipeg...and she has a car |
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@guyver | 3 December 13 |
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i dont get it
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@guyver | 3 December 13 |
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please explain the joke to me
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@beery2 | 3 December 13 |
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*insert random comment here*
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@sadie1 | 3 December 13 |
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ha
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@peta | 3 December 13 |
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@ guyver - 3.12.13 - 05:40pm please explain the joke to me Atheist, nonbeliever- insomniac, doesn't sleep- dyslexic, confuses letters, god/dog.. Get it? |
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@guyver | 3 December 13 |
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nooooo lol the joke about the good wife
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@peta | 3 December 13 |
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Oh. It's not the good wife, she's just fking stupid. Pfft.
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@beery2 | 3 December 13 |
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@ xxzeroxx - 3.12.13 - 05:43pm Quickly beery. edit your comment to lol....  
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@peta | 3 December 13 |
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@ xxzeroxx - 3.12.13 - 05:46pm Its agnostic peta... Get it right woman...  Oh, dunno why I read atheist.. See I'm off on a tangent here.. 
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@peta | 3 December 13 |
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Quit laughing.. 
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@spanish.inquisition | 3 December 13 |
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Nice one.. That was a very long joke....
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@guyver | 3 December 13 |
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@ peta - 3.12.13 - 05:46pm Oh. It's not the good wife, she's just fking stupid. Pfft.  i dont get it
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@beery2 | 3 December 13 |
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@ peta - 3.12.13 - 05:46pm Oh. It's not the good wife, she's just fking stupid. Pfft. She's Canadian, and she's trying hard... Bless her |
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@spanish.inquisition | 3 December 13 |
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@ xxzeroxx - 3.12.13 - 05:50pm I fkd the joke up at first, beery corrected me, then I edited my post, then asked beery to edit his, then he liked my comment and changed his, then you commented...  You probably had to be there... |
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@tokage | 3 December 13 |
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@ acidized - 3.12.13 - 05:08pm One winter morning a husband and wife in southern Winnipeg were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through. So the good wife went out and moved her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through. The good wife went out and moved her car again. The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park... Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through? With the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to Blondes exhibit, the husband replied, Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?  made me chuckle.
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