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I went out into my back yard and heard my neighbours over the hedge, talking..... Her - Hurry up Dean.. Him - Yeah hang on a minute.. Her - What's the problem? Him - nothing, nothing, it's alright... Her - Come on darl, I'm getting really wet... Him - I know, I can see that.. Her - You can't get it up can you! |
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@birdy | 16 January 14 |
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@birdy | 16 January 14 |
or sprinkler issues. either way.. funny.
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@newt182 | 16 January 14 |
Where are the pics?
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@individual | 16 January 14 |
now, id be over the fence by now hosing them down!
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@moplady | 16 January 14 |
@ spanish.inquisition - 16.01.14 - 06:24pm I went out into my back yard and heard my neighbours over the hedge, talking..... Her - Hurry up Dean.. Him - Yeah hang on a minute.. Her - What's the problem? Him - nothing, nothing, it's alright... Her - Come on darl, I'm getting really wet... Him - I know, I can see that.. Her - You can't get it up can you! ![]() |
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@4juice | 16 January 14 |
More fake than Pamela's t*ts.
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@obsidian21 | 16 January 14 |
You shouldn't spy on your neighbours ![]() |
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@spanish.inquisition | 16 January 14 |
Why does my phone battery now just die without any warning?... That was annoying.... Anyway, there was more....
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@spanish.inquisition | 16 January 14 |
Her - Just push it up.. Him - Just a minute, it's going up look... Her - I'm dripping wet Dean.. Give it to me.. Him - ok ok, it's fully up... That's really stiff isn't it... Her - Whatever.. Him - Don't get moody now or I won't give it to you... Her - Well it's kinda pointless now anyway... Him - I'll just hold it then... Her - Stop fkin about Dean and just give me the fkin umbrella!!! |
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@spanish.inquisition | 16 January 14 |
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@birdy | 16 January 14 |
Lucky no one lost an eye after all that wrestling.
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@spanish.inquisition | 16 January 14 |
Dean sounds like a bit of a drip to me....
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@moplady | 16 January 14 |
@ spanish.inquisition - 16.01.14 - 06:42pm Her - Just push it up.. Him - Just a minute, it's going up look... Her - I'm dripping wet Dean.. Give it to me.. Him - ok ok, it's fully up... That's really stiff isn't it... Her - Whatever.. Him - Don't get moody now or I won't give it to you... Her - Well it's kinda pointless now anyway... Him - I'll just hold it then... Her - Stop fkin about Dean and just give me the fkin umbrella!!! ![]() |
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@urvoice1 | 16 January 14 |
Ella ella ella
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@individual | 16 January 14 |
@ bigscoop - 16.01.14 - 09:28pm couple a years ago in summer i was having a look at stars on in back garden , next door windows were open and fkn hell shes a quiet lady but she sure was having a loud nice time that night,, i saw her next day and told her ![]() the quiet ones are stinking in bed! |
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@pariah | 16 January 14 |
@ bigscoop - 16.01.14 - 09:28pm couple a years ago in summer i was having a look at stars on in back garden , next door windows were open and fkn hell shes a quiet lady but she sure was having a loud nice time that night,, i saw her next day and told her ![]() Sure u did |
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@mikeymk | 14 September 18 |
Laying in hospital last night, i was listening to the beautifully posh and very english ladies behind the curtain. A woman was in the bed next to me, accompanied by a couple of other toffs. They were quite delightful to listen to. One remarked how her dressing had let blood all the way through to the outside, then compared it to a sanitary towel, and they proceeded to discuss how it ''took some doing'' to get blood to leak all the way through a sanitary towel onto the outside... Lovely ![]() |
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