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Most people think that Uri Gagarin was the first man in space, but he was actually just the first one to come back alive. In those days of the space race, the iron curtain was still in full effect. Unlike the Americans, who showed all their launches, successful or not to the public, the Russians only released footage of successful launches, but cosmonauts were dying at an alarming rate, blowing up on the launch pad, or shortly after take off. None of this was known to the western world until the age of glasnost, when the Berlin wall came down. It was then revealed that one poor guy, Boris Shnemnoski, was accidentally fired into deep space by the ships primitive computer, instead of the intended low earth orbit. They lost contact with him at an 'altitude' of six hundred miles as the communications equipment was designed for low earth orbit. He left the plane of the ecliptic at about eight miles per second, and thus is now further into interstellar space than voyager! That's far out man! |
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@shadow27 | 12 February 16 |
Thanks for sharing. Who knows what happened, definitely something that sparks off my imagination.
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@4juice | 12 February 16 |
I googled the name and got no result?
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@newt182 | 12 February 16 |
He ended up on a planet where apes are the dominant species.
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@birdy | 12 February 16 |
Bye bye Boris.
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@smokeyb | 12 February 16 |
he could have been kidnapped by a gang of space vixens who abuse him on a daily basis ![]() |
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@jayna | 12 February 16 |
He,s gone where no man has gone before and no man will ever go either.
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@skatty | 12 February 16 |
Loads of lost cosmonaut's got left to float off into space or burnt up reentering the earth's atmosphere.
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@atari | 12 February 16 |
Yuri Kumindekoont was the last astronaut from the former Ussr to be lost in space. During re-entry, hot liquid exploded across his helmet and sent him on a trajectory towards Uranus.
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@obi_jon | 12 February 16 |
@ fir3hill - 12.02.16 - 09:45am Most people think that Uri Gagarin was the first man in space, but he was actually just the first one to come back alive. In those days of the space race, the iron curtain was still in full effect. Unlike the Americans, who showed all their launches, successful or not to the public, the Russians only released footage of successful launches, but cosmonauts were dying at an alarming rate, blowing up on the launch pad, or shortly after take off. None of this was known to the western world until the age of glasnost, when the Berlin wall came down. It was then revealed that one poor guy, Boris Shnemnoski, was accidentally fired into deep space by the ships primitive computer, instead of the intended low earth orbit. They lost contact with him at an 'altitude' of six hundred miles as the communications equipment was designed for low earth orbit. He left the plane of the ecliptic at about eight miles per second, and thus is now further into interstellar space than voyager! That's far out man! Source? |
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@mandain | 12 February 16 |
@ atari - 12.02.16 - 10:13am Yuri Kumindekoont was the last astronaut from the former Ussr to be lost in space. During re-entry, hot liquid exploded across his helmet and sent him on a trajectory towards Uranus. Ha ha |
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@irnbrux | 12 February 16 |
@ atari - 12.02.16 - 10:13am Yuri Kumindekoont was the last astronaut from the former Ussr to be lost in space. During re-entry, hot liquid exploded across his helmet and sent him on a trajectory towards Uranus. Anus had to be involved somewhere ![]() |
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@ementalm | 12 February 16 |
@ obi_jon - 12.02.16 - 10:27am Source? tomato |
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@fir3hill | 12 February 16 |
Source? Just made it up for a laugh, but hey! It might have happened. In interstellar space, with no oxygen, and an average temperature of 3 degrees kelvin, preservation would be perfect. If one of those Russian space dogs (laika etc) is intercepted by another civilisation, they'll think it was flying the Fokker!
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@fir3hill | 12 February 16 |
Voyager has a large metal plate with an etched image of a naked man and woman on it, with the man holding his hand up, palm forwards. For all we know this gesture might mean 'Get it right up ye!' To another civilisation. It also features vector lines, showing that it came from earth, maybe not such a great idea
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@ementalm | 12 February 16 |
there was a rave tune called 'far out' can't remember who it was by though
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@smokeyb | 12 February 16 |
sonz of loop da loop ...... tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuune ![]() |
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@bozzalad | 12 February 16 |
korabl sputnik 1?
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