![]() |
@usbcable | |
Teresa may is in hospital after having sex with boris the horse..... She suffered friction burns but is strong and stable |
||
18
Replies
1704
Views
1 Favourites
|
![]() |
@usbcable | 12 June 17 |
So was the tories winning the election
|
||
![]() |
@crail | 12 June 17 |
Did you make that joke up?
|
||
![]() |
@usbcable | 12 June 17 |
I read it in the mirror
|
||
![]() |
@usbcable | 12 June 17 |
No thanks... Just think of the policy's that would involve
|
||
![]() |
@terrydactyl | 12 June 17 |
I hope the horse recovers soon.
|
||
![]() |
@terrydactyl | 12 June 17 |
Nope.
|
||
![]() |
@usbcable | 12 June 17 |
@ liambrwn - 12.06.17 - 11:17am Would you have a blast on Theresa? What you have a go on Diane Abbott? |
||
![]() |
@mikeymk | 12 June 17 |
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bike? Attire.
|
||
![]() |
@gurlygal | 12 June 17 |
1 snowman said to the other snowman 'can u smell carrots?' I actually love this joke ![]() |
||
![]() |
@sisfreak2017 | 12 June 17 |
Man lives next to 2 beautiful women, both are lesbians, ![]() . They're friendly and ask Him what He'd like for His birthday?. So He says . I wanna watch . The day comes, and He gets a bolex ![]() |
||
![]() |
@usbcable | 13 June 17 |
What did Arthur skargill do when there is a bogey up his nose? .............. Pick it
|
||
![]() |
@sunbeam1 | 13 June 17 |
What's the difference between UKIP and a toilet? A toilet has a seat
|
||
![]() |
@dodgey | 14 June 17 |
What's the difference between usbcable and a spastic? Nothing, usbcable is a spastic ![]() |
||
![]() |
@phallica | 14 June 17 |
Why did grandma fall in the well? She didn't see that well. |
||
![]() |
@terrydactyl | 14 June 17 |
Who's the best shot in the world? Mark Chapman,he put 5 bullets in one Beatle.
|
||
![]() |
@usbcable | 14 June 17 |
@ dodgey - 14.06.17 - 05:21pm What's the difference between usbcable and a spastic? Nothing, usbcable is a spastic ![]() Alright alright ladyboy shagger ![]() |
||
![]() |
@usbcable | 18 June 17 |
What did one b*tt cheek say to the other ? ............. Together we can stop this s**t
|
||
![]() |
@phillwin | 18 June 17 |
What did the mean man give his wife for Xmas a ladder in her stocking
|
||