Guys starting to swear thinking it let's them appear more tough. The more swearing the more muscular they feel. They can't debate, fight or argue without swearing. They NEED to swear.

That football fan voice they do

Bobbley heads like pigeons.

Raging boners

You want some?

The curry house embarrassment. Got to have the hottest curry and be the most racist or you're not a real man

And some woman called crystal holding him back, don't do it Darren, he ain't worf it!

Guys that go to gym and think they are super masc and greek gods. It takes a lot more than a gym membership to make a man ''sexy''

Men cannot wear make-up or the colour pink, cannot cry like girls. Seriously, fragile masculinity is still one of the funniest things to me.

Standing just behind a bigger n harder mate all puffed up

Threatening people online

I would've sparked all 3 off them out cold, calmly lit a cigarette and then lectured them on the evils of violence whilst going thru their pockets and stealing any valuables.

Drinks a very large glass of beer or just straight from the beer letting out a big burp, and feels it portraits his masculinity.

This is a stupid fkn question..OUTSIDE NOW!

Also... I was doing some shopping last Sunday, pushing my trolley around and this kid is stood in the middle of the aisle, transfixed on some handheld game thing. I say 'Excuse me' and nothing, he's oblivious. So, a bit louder 'Hey, excuse me' and this steroid-riddled walking sun tan pipes up at the side of me saying 'That's my son, you don't talk to him like that or I'll hey you' I just chuckle and say 'That doesn't make any sense.' He gets redder and redder, trying to think of what to say, can't manage words and makes a noise that sounds like a cow giving birth. I found this even funnier, as did a few other shoppers, all of whom laughed at him. He then looked very ashamed, grabbed his halfwitted child and left without his shopping. People like that, who think that because they're 'roided to the extreme that they can do and say whatever they want and people will be scared, piss me off beyond belief. I've fought enough of them to know that they generally go down like a sack of sh*t.

That thing angry guys sometimes do,putting their forehead against another man's forehead and pushing.

Walking down the middle of the pavement with that walk that says they'll barge you out of the way if you dont flatten yourself against a wall

Classic example of a Burberry Ape?

Men calling other men wimps or using femininity terms like you are a sissy etc etc when trying to insult or put down other men.