I like them on a dusty shelf in a supermarket nowhere near me.

I'm not that poor.

Cereal is a marketing ploy. Nobody should be eating that much sh*t in a bowl

Cereal is for eating out of desperation when you storm in wrecked and eat it dry out the box in your bra with 1 earing on

I like crunchy nut cornflakes with cold milk and a sprinkle of sugar. Am I gonna die?

nooooo you'll live Forever n ever

do this but minus the bra

How are you actually still alive?

My favourite cereal is Sultana Bran though, and I don't put sugar on that. The sultanas do the job lol good stuff, I just had a bowl.

Just lucky I guess

I should probably say though, I don't eat that much of it, maybe a box a month or something.

Cornflakes were invented as part of an anti masturb*tion crusade true story.

sh*t I forgot about him Haha

Ah i need a bowl of Marshmallow Mateys now

In 1906, Will Keith Kellogg, who served as the business manager of the sanitarium, decided to try to mass-market the new food. At his new company, Battle Creek Toasted Corn Flake Company, he added sugar to the flakes to make them more palatable to a mass audience, but this caused a rift between his brother and him.

There was a movie about that 'sanitarium', think John Cusack was in it? They'd manually relieve these women with sex toys there etc pretty weird sh*t.

Or Ready Brek, obviously.

I used to like sugar puffs.. That big honey monster looked like an ex pal

I like Sugar Puffs. I have to use a special bowl for them. I think it's a fruit bowl or mixing bowl.

They're called Monster Puffs now, because we're pushing artificial sweeteners these days.

Didn't know that.. Haven't ate them for years

Similarly Rice crispies are now called Guardians of the galaxy.