my husband always complains abt losing stuff.... like screws or nails. .. I tell him it is because he puts things in every place he wants... he insists he put it on X but now is gone.... when i stop disagreeing him and say ok then burglars came in, broke in and stole his pack of screws but left the tv, money etc he accuses me of a sh*tty attitude

I like to keep things in certain places in the home. Even upon my person i always keep wallet,phone,keys etc in designated pockets.

He would be right.

he like most get pissy when you show them how silly they are being after trying to be logical fails because one always has to be right

Phone has always been in the left pocket since I had a phone. Keys and money in the right. I'm right handed, if that makes a difference to the phone pocket

I'm organised mostly , I did put some important documents my partner at the time asked me to put somewhere safe, they were never found again

I'm right handed too but my phone always goes in my jackets outer top pocket.

What about in the summer?

You'll have to wait and see what he steals for this summer's wardrobe...

Pizza boxes eat knives. For breakfast.

The brat's mum has an insatiable appetite for school uniform and lunchboxes. But she denies it. Which means there's a black hole somewhere in Bletchley.

I always wear a jacket or at least carry one in the summer.

Spot on matey! I like to study the seasons fashions so i can steal a jacket that compliments my ensemble. I'm thinking something not too loud this spring..some Islamic fashion perhaps..something that will turn heads as i sashay into the mosque!

God

maybe there's a burgeoning tin opener society forming in secret in the cavity wall.

I lost my sanity few years back. Still haven't found it

It's those little sh*ts, the borrowers

yes everythings in there.

Think the only solution 2 the problem is buy a couple of more and hide them so I only know where they are

Nail clippers. Ive resorted to carrying them in my handbag. So sick of buying them.