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1 -How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it! 2 -What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. 5 - How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it. 5 - Why do women fake org*sms ? Because they think men care 6 - Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure. 7 - If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ? The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let it in. 8 - Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90... It's called a Wedding cake |
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@dodgey | 20 November 18 |
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Post yours here. A friend sent me these today and are funny and gets the post started.
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@slick_01 | 20 November 18 |
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@ladibud | 20 November 18 |
 ... the one about the dog was the funnier one
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@jain5j | 20 November 18 |
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V true...but didnt get no 6..
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@mikeymk | 20 November 18 |
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When can women make you a millionaire? When you're a billionaire.
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@mikeymk | 20 November 18 |
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How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
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@mikeymk | 20 November 18 |
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What is easier to pick up, the heavier it gets? A woman.
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@mikeymk | 20 November 18 |
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What's the difference between a woman's argument and a knife? A knife has a point.
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@shadow27 | 20 November 18 |
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Is it 1972, or has dodgey just been possessed by Benny Hill?
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@peta | 20 November 18 |
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It was funny when Dodges was for fun and laughs, sh*t just got real with Mikeys being all personal and sh*t coming from a place of hurt and resentment. Cheer up man. Gees.
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@mikeymk | 20 November 18 |
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I think the nature of your speculation is more of a concern. Hit a nerve somewhere...
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@bluethunder | 20 November 18 |
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@ peta - 20.11.18 - 02:25pm It was funny when Dodges was for fun and laughs, sh*t just got real with Mikeys being all personal and sh*t coming from a place of hurt and resentment. Cheer up man. Gees. Well lose some weight fatty and stop bankrupting your men by taking the house |
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@peta | 20 November 18 |
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@ mikeymk - 20.11.18 - 04:23pm I think the nature of your speculation is more of a concern. Hit a nerve somewhere... Well, maybe.. for every female here. Its overbearing having to read resent filled with underlying misogyny in 3/4 of your posts. Youre whiny and bitter. Have a bath or seek therapy. 
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@peta | 20 November 18 |
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@ bluethunder - 20.11.18 - 05:27pm Well lose some weight fatty and stop bankrupting your men by taking the house Ill have as much food and houses as I please. I date men who can manage to part with these things. I dont imagine youd understand nothing of the sort tho. |
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@musho77 | 20 November 18 |
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alexa told me a joke yesterday, whats spidermans favourite job ? a web designer it seems she doesnt know any adult ones 
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@trashy | 20 November 18 |
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What do a cl*toris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them |
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@mikeymk | 20 November 18 |
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@ peta - 20.11.18 - 05:58pm Well, maybe.. for every female here. Its overbearing having to read resent filled with underlying misogyny in 3/4 of your posts. Youre whiny and bitter. Have a bath or seek therapy. You're right, my posts are whiney, bitter and resentful. But only when you read them. And only since you came back fairly recently, and started swearing more than I do. Perhaps you should read posts closer to home, sweetheart. |
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@mikeymk | 20 November 18 |
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@ peta - 20.11.18 - 06:00pm Ill have as much food and houses as I please. I date men who can manage to part with these things. I dont imagine youd understand nothing of the sort tho. ... oh, I forgot stabby. |
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@musho77 | 20 November 18 |
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with, A man once told me... 
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@trashy | 20 November 18 |
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*stupid I fixed it for you 
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