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@magist8 | |
Why do woman prefer a choc bar to a man she gets satisfaction and always 7 inches |
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@ladibud | 21 November 18 |
What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? The man. Why don't |
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@ladibud | 21 November 18 |
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them. |
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@ladibud | 21 November 18 |
Why do doctors slap babies' bottoms as soon as they're born? To knock the penises off the smart ones. |
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@ladibud | 21 November 18 |
What's the difference between government bonds and men? Bonds mature. |
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@sourface | 21 November 18 |
Why do you keep closing your account?
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@mikeymk | 21 November 18 |
Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because men won't stop to ask directions. |
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@gt_tdi | 21 November 18 |
@ mikeymk - 21.11.18 - 12:42pm Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because men won't stop to ask directions. You're so bitter about sperm, maaan. |
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@mikeymk | 21 November 18 |
Men have two emotions; hungry and h*rny - If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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@mikeymk | 21 November 18 |
What has eight arms and an IQ of 60? Four guys drinking Stella and watching football. |
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@mikeymk | 21 November 18 |
@ gt_tdi - 21.11.18 - 12:43pm You're so bitter about sperm, maaan. Probably! |
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@mikeymk | 21 November 18 |
Jane: ''Where are all the kind, considerate, loving men who can show their feelings?'' Jill: ''They already have boyfriends.'' |
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@jain5j | 21 November 18 |
@ mikeymk - 21.11.18 - 12:43pm Men have two emotions; hungry and h*rny - If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich. Same 4 wumen |
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@magist8 | 21 November 18 |
Why is a Xmas tree better than a man it can stay erect for 12 days n has pretty balls
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@magist8 | 21 November 18 |
@ sourface - 21.11.18 - 11:02am Why do you keep closing your account? It annoys people |
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@sourface | 21 November 18 |
Wow.
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@mardy | 21 November 18 |
Thats a joke someone who watches loose women would laugh at
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@trashy | 21 November 18 |
Men. That's it. That's the joke ![]() |
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