Is this a Mighty Boosh related thing?

OH NO. The lobsters loose! Grab a lemon and cover yourself in butter. I'll hold him off

Loser

I'd be more fond of yer kebab even if it is smashed

Why are you staring in the mirror and talking to yourself, mate ?

d*mn ye! Let Neptune strike ye dead dodgey! HAAARK! Hark Triton, hark! Bellow, bid our father the Sea King rise from the depths full foul in his fury! Black waves teeming with salt foam to smother this young mouth with pungent slime, to choke ye, engorging your organs til' ye turn blue and bloated with bilge and brine and can scream no more - only when he, crowned in c*ckle shells with slitherin' tentacle tail and steaming beard take up his fell be-finned arm, his coral-tine trident screeches

banshee-like in the tempest and plunges right through yer gullet, bursting ye - a bulging bladder no more, but a blasted blood film now and nothing for the harpies and the souls of dead sailors to peck and claw and feed upon only to be lapped up and sw*llowed by the infinite waters of the Dread Emperor himself - forgotten to any man, to any time, forgotten to any god or devil, forgotten even to the sea, for any stuff for part of dodgey, even any scantling of your soul is dodgey no more,

but is now itself the sea!