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@deusexmachina | |
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That not everybody stands up to wipe their arse. They do it whilst still sitting. Like fu*king weirdos. |
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@afridi101 | 10 June 22 |
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@alanball | 10 June 22 |
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I remember hearing that a few years ago wtf is wrong with them like
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@mardy | 10 June 22 |
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How do you stand up and wipe ya bu m , your bu m cheeks would be together
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@afridi101 | 10 June 22 |
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@deusexmachina | 10 June 22 |
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@ alanball - 10.06.22 - 09:46pm I remember hearing that a few years ago wtf is wrong with them like It made me feel ill. |
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@deusexmachina | 10 June 22 |
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@ mardy - 10.06.22 - 09:50pm How do you stand up and wipe ya bu m , your bu m cheeks would be together They separate. Besides your c0ck and balls touch the inside of the toilet if you lean forward whilst sitting. You would have to lift them out the way and go between your legs and frankly those guys who would do that need burning alive. |
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@mardy | 10 June 22 |
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Yeah but you put your hand round the back of you and wipe , not from the front
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@mardy | 10 June 22 |
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How am i in this conversation, im now imagining people stood up spreading their cheeks and wiping their bum
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@peta | 10 June 22 |
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Who broke the news to you? Lol.
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@liamb17 | 10 June 22 |
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I stand with a little crouch / lean forward to keep my ars* cheeks apart . Then wipe from the bollox up over . NEVER wipe from top towards gonads .
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@deusexmachina | 10 June 22 |
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@ mardy - 10.06.22 - 10:11pm Yeah but you put your hand round the back of you and wipe , not from the front But then your di cks touching the inside of the toilet. |
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@liamb17 | 10 June 22 |
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@ liamb17 - 10.06.22 - 10:13pm I stand with a little crouch / lean forward to keep my ars* cheeks apart . Then wipe from the bollox up over . NEVER wipe from top towards gonads . You will end up with sh*te all over your balls . Just to clear that up |
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@mardy | 10 June 22 |
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@ mardy - 10.06.22 - 10:11pm Yeah but you put your hand round the back of you and wipe , not from the front This might be just how us girls do it though cause we have to wipe a certain way for obvs reasons |
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@deusexmachina | 10 June 22 |
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@ peta - 10.06.22 - 10:12pm Who broke the news to you? Lol. My mate, she broke her arm last night falling off the toilet whilst pissed trying to wipe her arse. |
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@peta | 10 June 22 |
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@ liamb17 - 10.06.22 - 10:14pm You will end up with sh*te all over your balls . Just to clear that up Experience teaches wisdom then. Lol. |
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@mardy | 10 June 22 |
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@ deusexmachina - 10.06.22 - 10:13pm But then your di cks touching the inside of the toilet. Youll be stretching round coz your arms around your back so it wouldnt be i dont think, i dont have 1 though so i dont know |
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@deusexmachina | 10 June 22 |
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@ mardy - 10.06.22 - 10:14pm This might be just how us girls do it though cause we have to wipe a certain way for obvs reasons Oh yeah, the chocolate taco problem. |
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@mardy | 10 June 22 |
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@ deusexmachina - 10.06.22 - 10:15pm My mate, she broke her arm last night falling off the toilet whilst pissed trying to wipe her arse. I think 99 of girls sit down to wipe , literally cant imagine a girl standing up and doing that |
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@mardy | 10 June 22 |
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@ deusexmachina - 10.06.22 - 10:16pm Oh yeah, the chocolate taco problem. 
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@peta | 10 June 22 |
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@ deusexmachina - 10.06.22 - 10:15pm My mate, she broke her arm last night falling off the toilet whilst pissed trying to wipe her arse. Thats all sorta wrong. I guess being drunk and all she was sitting down. From the sound of it, she prob couldnt stand. 
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