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@ogdenz | |
What lesser superpower would you like to have? Snap your fingers and the TV remote zooms in to your hand..kind of like Thors hammer! How about being able to delay going for a crap for half an hour when you are absolutely desperate? |
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@crail | 29 March 25 |
Every piss I had missed the toilet seat
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@ogdenz | 29 March 25 |
Always finding the other sock,never having one go missing after doing the washing! Delaying tiredness when you are exhausted and needing to stay fully alert..this ability staves off sleep for one hour. |
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@ogdenz | 29 March 25 |
Being able to transfer any physical pain you have to someone you dislike!
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@faun | 29 March 25 |
Being able to stop the world for a few seconds. I saw it in the film Trancers He used it so he could dodge a bullet but imagine how convenient it'd be - never have to queue for a self service checkout, never have to stop at a red traffic light.. just pause the world and go about your way. You could even do little tricks, like move a hire scooter out the way for someone. |
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@ogdenz | 29 March 25 |
Being able to click your fingers and a politician being interviewed has to say whatever you want then to say. |
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@3mel | 30 March 25 |
@ ogdenz - 29.03.25 - 08:31pm Being able to transfer any physical pain you have to someone you dislike! the most decisive and effective power in war is to be able to make your foes feel a terrible itching sensation 3 inches up their ass-holes that requires extensive and immediate attention. |
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@ogdenz | 30 March 25 |
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits...and your colon!
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@3mel | 30 March 25 |
exactly... victory, and all for the price of ten thousand smelly finger nails !!
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