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@lamonte | 11 November 06 | |
Actually im afrikaans. My english isnt 100% bt i try! Thanx hotmandy. About da writing, i cant type lol but i did wrote a few stories previously. It just wasnt gud enough for publishing. So i guess im nt gud enough yet...
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@scruffy7 | 11 November 06 | |
Are we going 2 hear the end of the smiling golf story or what @ boss
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@boss27 | 11 November 06 | |
I write better stories when i'm sitting with a beer. So buy me a few and you'll be blessed with lots more tales to come
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@scruffy7 | 11 November 06 | |
After last night i ain
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@lamonte | 12 November 06 | |
A six pack yeast is on its way to ur inbox @boss! Only put water, malt n salt and WHALLA! U got lota bear... Will we hear that story now?
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@lamonte | 15 November 06 | |
Since im the only one on prodigits wit any motoring memories, i desided to tell the next strory so u guys can realise that u dont have to b ashame 4 ur stories. Most of us hav done lotta silly things... It was apr 1996 when i desided one afternoon that ma ol 120y bakkie needed sum gearbox repairs. I was nt 19 yet and was well known by the comunity 4 my reckless driving.
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@lamonte | 15 November 06 | |
Anyway, i was in a hurry and wanted my wheels to b repaired by d evening. We didnt had a lift or a 'put' like we call it in afr. Neither was i interested to jack the bakkie up and put tressles undaneath it! That seemed to wud have cost me lots of precious time. So i called 1 of our biggest farm workers and told him my fantastic and time savin plan and asked him to help me execute it.
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@lamonte | 15 November 06 | |
Well of to da front garden we went and pulled da bakkie onto da soft grass. As u count to 3 me an ol Samual pick da bakkie up and laid it down soft and nicely onto da gra55 on its side. I cud remove da props haft and gearbox wit da greatest comfort i cud ever dreamed of! While i was buzy performing da stripout of da gearbox our nearby neighbours ride past our farm on their way to town.
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@lamonte | 15 November 06 | |
My mother wasnt at home that time thus explainin me taking such libirties of her beautifull garden. Lol. My mum used to visit the hairdresser evry friday and thats where she sitting was sitting that stage. As our neigbour and his wife ride past da farmhouse, they cud clearly see ma yellow 120y lying on its side on da gra55 in da front garden. I think they just lookd at each other shakin their
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@lamonte | 15 November 06 | |
Heads in disbelieve asuming that i had an accident again and that right in front of da house inside my mums garden! As they ride into da town they were just intime seeing my mother leavin d salon. They sommer stopped rite there and told her breathlessly what they just saw riding past our farm. My mother almost got a mini stroke and naturally chased back home as fast as possible!
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