@00seven7 | ||
Short fat bald lad mid 30's with questionable body odour and a dodgy internet history. Likes wearing shoes with track suit bottoms, naked scrabble, throwing cats at passing trains and drawing girls boobies onto walls of libraries. I would love to meet a slim brunette of similar age, non smoker non ugly for fun times and mainly back breaking housework. Must have low self esteem and a good knowledge of German folk music 1945-2000. I wait with baited breath girls.... |
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@qwenn | 24 September 13 | |
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@dre4mz | 24 September 13 | |
was all going well till i saw the nufc badge lol , naked scarbble good , not sure bout the trackies , you cant throw my cat at trains he already as mental issues x
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@finson | 24 September 13 | |
u kn it dat i cnt thrw my cat at the train he was cmftbl wth me befr he saw the unplsnt badge lol
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@00seven7 | 24 September 13 | |
do NOT be dissing that badge! and I must warn you I never lose at naked scrabble. I cheat and hide extra letters on my person.... uncomfortable but handy :)
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@dre4mz | 24 September 13 | |
its all good i have latex gloves n lube , bend b***h lol x
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@00seven7 | 24 September 13 | |
rather sadly that is the best offer iv had on this site and im sorely tempted!
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@dre4mz | 24 September 13 | |
u can join the toon army knuckles lmao , only skill u need is 2 talk in a odd voice , be p*ssed most of the time , talk s**t , n wear the badge lmao xx
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@00seven7 | 24 September 13 | |
what she means is its a voice she likes we need to be p*ssed to talk to Yorkshire lasses they cant understand our intelligence and are proud do show our colours... shes such a flirt
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@dre4mz | 24 September 13 | |
ok i admit i love the accent lol but i couldnt be paid 2 wear the badge lmao , n its u lot that cant understand the yorki accent lol , u need 2 hush up n put ur gay scarf init lol xx
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@00seven7 | 24 September 13 | |
see you all seen it she loves the accent I win I win I win woo hoo
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