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@0bubbles | 16 December 09 | |
Doctor..... Doctor Who?
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@0bubbles | 16 December 09 | |
You said it ner worst joke in history
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@preck18 | 19 December 09 | |
Man goes to the doctor and says, ''i've got a huge hole in my ass.'' The doctor says, ''drop your pants, bend over and lets have a look.'' ''fk me!!'' says the doctor ''what could have made a hole as big as that?'' Patient replies, ''i've been fked by an elephant.'' The doctor says, ''an elephants p*nis is long and thin, this hole is enormous.'' Patient replies, ''he fingered me first.''
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@kristy59 | 20 December 09 | |
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@kristy59 | 20 December 09 | |
Tis the silly season and cracker jokes so where are they?
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@meimei | 20 December 09 | |
a jewish guy with an erection walks into a wall....and breaks his nose ...
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@kristy59 | 21 December 09 | |
One Christmas 2 pals were building a skating rink in the middle of a field. A shepherd leading his flock decided to take a shortcut across the field but the sheep saw the rink n were afraid to cross it. So the shepherd put a rope round the 1st one n began to tug it over to the other side. ''Look'' said one of the men to his mate, ''that guy is trying to pull the wool over our ice''.
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@kristy59 | 21 December 09 | |
Q: How many chimneys does Santa go down? A: Stacks!
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@kristy59 | 21 December 09 | |
Q: Who hides in the oven at Christmas? A: A mince spy.
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@kristy59 | 21 December 09 | |
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