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I was sat outside my bank at 2.45 for a 3pm appointment, got myself a bottle of apple juice, as I was sat there a wasp landed on my neck, I went to brush it away and as I did I forgot the bottle was open, spilt apple juice right on my crotch, in the middle of town, 15 minute to go for a meeting with my bank, it looked like I'd p*ssed myself, ran into a pub, the hand drier wasn't working, luckily the next pub it did work but people kept coming in! Luckily I manage to dry my crotch but I'm sure some people in town must've seen my wet patch!  |
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@shifty | 5 September 14 |
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you should be used to it by now Dodger  pishing your trousers is a regular thing for you.. ..
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@sillyxx | 5 September 14 |
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But you didn't get stung.. There is a good side 
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@shifty | 5 September 14 |
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I spilt some apple juice ... Honestly   
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@peta | 5 September 14 |
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Lol.. Dodge, a pic is worth a million words, should have taken one. Duh
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@mandain | 5 September 14 |
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What does it matter they still want your money no?
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@tinydude | 5 September 14 |
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@ dodgey - 5.09.14 - 04:03pm I was sat outside my bank at 2.45 for a 3pm appointment, got myself a bottle of apple juice, as I was sat there a wasp landed on my neck, I went to brush it away and as I did I forgot the bottle was open, spilt apple juice right on my crotch, in the middle of town, 15 minute to go for a meeting with my bank, it looked like I'd p*ssed myself, ran into a pub, the hand drier wasn't working, luckily the next pub it did work but people kept coming in! Luckily I manage to dry my crotch but I'm sure some people in town must've seen my wet patch! 
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@crabit.1 | 5 September 14 |
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Aww cheers Dodge this has fair cheered me up 
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@kid_ka0s | 5 September 14 |
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My birth was unfortunate timing so mother says.
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@kid_ka0s | 5 September 14 |
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Well i'm sure she was meant to of added ''timing'' when she stated it.
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@gremlinpickledgizzy | 5 September 14 |
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why don't you just admit you p*ssed yourself leg end, instead of coming across with the, i spilt apple juice scenario, how was the bottle up by your neck?
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@prattle | 5 September 14 |
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Dont worry, im sure people from your area have plenty of stuff to judge you about and laugh without thinking you wet your pants
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@redvixen | 5 September 14 |
 sucked in dodger
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@dodgey | 5 September 14 |
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The meeting with the bank went well though! Better than what I thought might have gone a different way if she saw the apple juice on my crotch though..
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@shifty | 5 September 14 |
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Did you show her your weapons of mass destruction   ..
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@shifty | 5 September 14 |
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.. or your pishy pants? ..
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@notsabad | 5 September 14 |
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Yeah it reminds me of that time I'd been out on the beer all day and then a wasp landed on my shoulder and made me shiit in my pants....
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@mz.c | 5 September 14 |
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dodge
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