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Irish man injected himself with his own s*men for 18 months in bizarre home back pain cure An Irish man spent a year and a half injecting himself with s*men in an effort to cure his back pain, doctors discovered after he turned up at a hospital with a swollen, abscessed arm in addition to his chronic back condition. The man willingly divulged the details of his s*men cure when questioned, admitting he'd been injecting the manly medicine as an innovative treatment for his back pain once a month for the last 18 months, both intravenously and intra-muscularly, using a hypodermic needle he'd bought online. The cure was 100 percent his own idea as well as his own manufacture and developed without medical advice, he told doctors in the Dublin hospital as they presumably stared in disbelief. While his primary complaint was a flareup of his back pain, the man's arm was found to be swollen with semen that had leaked into the surrounding tissues from failed injections his last dose having apparently been a triple. Doctors x- rayed the limb just in case perhaps believing (hoping?) the whole story was a monstrous hoax. The patient's back improved enough while he was in the hospital for him to, er, discharge himself without opting to have the abscess in his arm drained. [b] Unable to find any other cases in the medical literature of a person injecting themselves with s*men for any reason and coming up empty even on a search of more eclectic internet sites and forums Dr. L. Dunne wrote up the man's case for the January issue of the Irish Medical Journal in an article titled 'Semenly' Harmless Back Pain. Score one for science. |
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@sisfreak3 | 17 January 19 | |
There's a moral to the story, according to Dunne, who called the case an example of the dangers of venipuncture when carried out by the untrained layperson as well as the risks involved with medical experimentation prior to extensive clinical research doubtless soon to be immortalized in textbooks to the glee of future medical students. Source http://www.rt.com/news/448995-irish-man-injected-semen/ |
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@slago | 17 January 19 | |
he's lucky he didn't cause pulmonary embolism, cardiac ischemia or a stroke by injecting it intravenously as I think it's thicker than blood
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@ogdenz | 17 January 19 | |
..or get himself preggers.
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@mikeymk | 17 January 19 | |
This can only be a Daily Sport story, surely.
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@boredofu | 17 January 19 | |
Did he really do a triple dose or was he just bragging?
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@crail | 17 January 19 | |
Bet it took him a good few hours to get 3 doses worth
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@xxlee | 17 January 19 | |
Thanks for the tip
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@lilypop | 17 January 19 | |
Don't know what to say
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@mz.c | 17 January 19 | |
I told eyesore it wasn't a good idea
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@dodgey | 17 January 19 | |
Stupid Mick
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