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@zombiekiller | 20 November 19 | |
One was enough
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@zombiekiller | 20 November 19 | |
I give up
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@tranie | 20 November 19 | |
@ trashy - 20.11.19 - 02:48pm Why are periods so long and painful. Just send me a text 'you're not pregnant this month' and let me get on with my day now remember dont go trampolining for a few days |
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@trashy | 20 November 19 | |
okay dad
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@rainingkrypton | 21 November 19 | |
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@rainingkrypton | 21 November 19 | |
I know that I can pay a few hundred Euros to buy titles belonging to The Principality of Sealand but that's just ridiculous! http://www.sealandgov.org/become-a-baron-or-baroness/ I'd be in good company though, seeing that I'd be with the likes ofEd Sheeran, but there's something alluring about the Sovereign Military Order of Malta.. Don't know what.. |
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@rainingkrypton | 21 November 19 | |
Another thing I'd also like to do is fly the Westray to Papa Westray route in the Scottish Orkney Isles. It's a mere 57 seconds, but I'll be treated to a certificate with Guinness certification as the World's Shortest Flight Dreams eh? |
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@corpse81 | 21 November 19 | |
I want all them! Sadly i could only afford three.
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@birdy | 21 November 19 | |
I don't know what it is, but taxi drivers always start the most fu*ked conversations with me. Either whining about their job or their workmates, or some other group of people, or they are conspiracists, or racist. Like, what the fu*k. I just had to listen to one of the dumbest sh*ts I've ever heard speak tell me about how the phone towers are turning everyones brains to mush. Maybe that's the excuse he uses for not being able to say 'sumfing' properly.
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@birdy | 21 November 19 | |
I just want to get around without someone talking at me.
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