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Viz style Top Tips. Convince your mates that you have been to Madame Tussaud's by simply having your photo taken with Tom Cruise and Barak Obama! |
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@afridi101 | 14 January 24 |
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LOL!
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@warded | 14 January 24 |
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Melty faces 
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@obi_jon | 25 January 24 |
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Avoid the disappointment of having your holiday cancelled by booking somewhere you don't want to go to anyway.
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@ogdenz | 25 January 24 |
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Get the authentic sofa surfing experience by simply forgetting your wife's birthday.
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@equsme | 26 January 24 |
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@obi_jon | 26 January 24 |
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Fool your friends into thinking you have sat on a whoopee cushion by farting loudly as you sit down.
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@ogdenz | 26 January 24 |
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Local councils reduce litter problems by issuing blind folk with white pointy sticks.
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@faun | 26 January 24 |
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Avoid potholes by driving in the cycle lanes
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@obi_jon | 3 February 24 |
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Islamic State. Get one over Western media infidels by officially changing your name to The So-Called Islamic State.
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@obi_jon | 3 February 24 |
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During sex, when switching from any position to doggy style, do not yell ''Beast mode!''. Similarly, when using anal beads with your partner, do not yank them out whilst announcing ''And tonight's winning Thunderball number is...''.
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@obi_jon | 3 February 24 |
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Struggling to find local tradesmen? Simply walk into a pub at some point in the afternoon.
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@obi_jon | 3 February 24 |
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Make funerals more enjoyable by only attending the ones of people you didn't really like.
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@obi_jon | 3 February 24 |
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Recreate the excitement of the Olympic Synchronised Swimming by filling a table football game with water.
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@ogdenz | 3 February 24 |
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Get rid of other people's foul smelling farts quicker by taking bigger sniffs.
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@ogdenz | 3 February 24 |
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Buddhists and Hindu's ensure you have a financially comfortable next life by simply leaving everything you own to yourself in your will.
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@faun | 25 February 24 |
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Recreate the Covid19 experience by going to a trampoline park on two cans of Red Bull and shopping at a Polski supermarket. The next day your bones will be killing you and you won't be able to taste anything. |
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@vedder | 25 February 24 |
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When school kids ask you to buy them f*gs, take their money and fleece the little c**ts. Using this method you not only save a small portion of their lungs, but you also line your pockets.
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