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@iam.ben | |
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I just saw a Magpie give up it's perch on top of a lamppost to a stinky old, boring, done to death Pigeon and I'm feeling a little bit disappointed. Also, am I supposed to capitalise Pigeon and Magpie? It just felt more polite than grammatically correct. My brain ain't gone been done so good since the accident. |
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@revelz | 6 days |
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Was it a lone Magpie? Did you salute it?
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@iam.ben | 6 days |
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Nah, I'm not into saluting them. Not that superstition is beneath me, I'm just more of a fan of 1 for sorrow, 2 for joy etc. So if I see just one I get a feeling of impending doom and frantically look for another. A man can't be saluting in such a frenzy, it's unbecoming.
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@revelz | 6 days |
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With all the flapping anyone would think you were a bird 
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@faun | 5 days |
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Maybe the pigeon was elderly, disabled or other such. A magpie would definitely do the decent thing, being such a noble being. |
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@wakeup4 | 5 days |
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Magpies are c*nts wake me up every morning cackling like lunatics.
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@ogdenz | 5 days |
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The best thing about Magpie was Jenny Hanley.
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@wakeup4 | 5 days |
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@ ogdenz - 28.06.25 - 09:24pm The best thing about Magpie was Jenny Hanley. Oh yes ogster  You couldnt beat jaclyn smith from Charlies angels though |
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@ogdenz | 5 days |
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I'd have liked to beat her bare ars* with a ping pong bat though!
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@revelz | 5 days |
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Kinky sod
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