Page #: 92/92 |
@funphy | 8 November 15 | |
I dressed my goldfish in sparkles and sequins then took it to a drum and bass club. tutu semolina nuns |
||
@xxlee | 9 November 15 | |
Just the other day I spotted Desmond tutu attempting to steal a tin of semolina from a nuns handbag. Muscle turf lobster
|
||
@bhb143 | 9 November 15 | |
after laying the turf it took some muscle to break the tail off the lobster I had for tea pink prince peace |
||
@nukeme | 11 November 15 | |
Pink the songstress had a meeting with Prince Harry about promoting peace in Africa. child hurricane joke
|
||
@bhb143 | 12 November 15 | |
No joke being in the middle of a hurricane with a crying child Oyster disc petrol |
||
@bhb143 | 13 November 15 | |
Picked up a blue oyster cult dic when I went garage for petro robot snow sweet |
||
@nukeme | 17 November 15 | |
I programmed a robot to give Molly a sweet whilst outside in the snow. Lawyer queer pray
|
||
@funphy | 18 November 15 | |
It seemed a bit queer my lawyer hadn't prepared my defence, all I can do now is pray. Reconciliation sheep toadstool |
||
@xxlee | 25 November 15 | |
After a hard days graft I gathered all my sheep up took them out and decided to have some reconciliation under a giant toadstool. Gammon splinter dominatrix |
||
@paibok | 7 December 17 | |
I popped to the butchers today for some gammon but was suddenly stopped when from nowhere a dominatrix asked me what the name of the boss was in teenage mutant ninja turtles was I said its splinter. Oblong Padlock Gristle
|
||