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2 fish in a tank.. one says you drive and I'll man the guns

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Whats 200 foot long and stinks of Pis ?, Old aged pensioners Conga Line.

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Playing with my piggy,... My Mobile has Replaced my w*lly at Bedtime

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A man went to the doctors with a strawberry growing out of his head, the doctor take a look and says I'll Give You Some Cream for That

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I joined her using a NOKIA N-GAGE

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I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure.

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Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!

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Next doors lad told me that my dog keeps chasing the postman on a bike, I told him it's ok I've took the bike off him

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went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite.

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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.