amazin how easily ya can start to dislike ya buds sometimes tut

Pretend u need him to go with u to get a dog licence but it will actually be an adoption certificate u getting. Make sure he is plastered at the time.

*in the tune to olllllld batman* zimmer zimmer zimmer zimmer devi! Lol yeah muf u should be ashamed of yaself lol

I'm gonna try eric's idea

I really heart that Stinky! I heart it that much i'm singing it

glad I could help swirly. Too scared to check my inbox now in case there is hate mail fron Dev. lol. Good luck.

Dev loves having me for a grandaughter He knows how cool it makes him

eric.. She tried n failed mate pmpl. N i'll let ya know what kinda grandatwta she is when i've got used to the horror of it all

Grampy Dev! Don't be like that! I think it's time for your pills

And don't forget to grease the bearings on his wheel chair swirly.

Oooh! I forgot that eric. Best get his book, blanket and slippers ready aswell. Can't find his pipe though

And keep him away from the grannies

No! He's a stud muf*in with the ladies is my grampy dev. He offers to carry their boobs for them, stop them rubbing their knees like

i'll be in my grave at this rate if u lot carry on

I'm keeping you in a jar grampy dev

No, when he is dead, have stuffed and mounted on wheels. That way u can still take him for walks.

him

No, it'll be much easier if he's in a jar. I can put him in my bag and won't get frowned at when i take him for a pint

She loves ya Dev.

i'll bleedin come after ya both n drop rotten flesh in ya dinner b4 ya get me in a jar pmpl