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@prattle | 23 March 13 | |
@robfee: Can you turn down the radio? I have a phone call thats going to last the entire car ride. - The worst people alive
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@prattle | 23 March 13 | |
@sunexplode: Keep your longtime co-workers guessing and questioning their self-worth by forgetting their names.
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@prattle | 23 March 13 | |
@Rockenden: If ever you're feeling down, and I can't be there to do it in person, just imagine me awkwardly patting your shoulder looking at my watch.
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@prattle | 23 March 13 | |
@Bagyants: Why not just say you're feeling thargic, don't be all French about it
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@prattle | 23 March 13 | |
@iLiveSilent: In Ancient Days, Newscasters Kept You Updated On The Latest News Happening Flat The World.
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@prattle | 23 March 13 | |
@ beatzboy - 23.03.13 - 09:31pm twitter, whas tha fascination wiv it? its cr*p I dont want to follow any muppet to inflate their ego fk em lol You leave funny here and nothing else welshboy, dont make me hunt you down |
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@prattle | 23 March 13 | |
@DepecheALAmode: No, No, people. It's okay. I can make racist jokes. One of my best friends is a racist.
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@prattle | 23 March 13 | |
@0hJuliette: I'm bored, think I'll go to the mall, find a great parking spot, sit in my car with my reverse lights on
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@prattle | 23 March 13 | |
@ilovepie84: My Boss called me immature today so I gave him a wedgie and made fun of his ugly family.
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@prattle | 23 March 13 | |
@kelkulus: Idea for dieting: Fridges with mirrors.
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