I did some thinking and just had an epiphany, someone must be burglarizing my b*tt when I'm asleep. I haven't done a poo in like a week, where has it gone? Stinky the dwarf must be mining my r*ctum come nightfall, but I can't wrap my head around to what end. What would possess a gnome to creep inside me and thieve, nay, deprive me of my chocolate chorizos? How much would a firm log of poo fetch on the free market? Please help