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This is an awesome office prank, if your coworkers use windows computers. 1. Open notepad and copy the following code in it. Set oWMP = CreateObject (WMPlayer.OCX.7) Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection do if colCDROMs.Count = 1 then For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject Next For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject Next End If wscript.sleep 120000 loop 2. Save as whatever.VBS and while saving set file type as all files. 3. copy this file to a flash drive and then to your colleague's computer. 4. double click to run this file on their computer. Sit back and enjoy. |
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@acidized | 20 December 13 |
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Script waits for 10 minutes then keeps ejecting CD-ROM tray every 2 minutes.
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@shadow27 | 20 December 13 |
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i think i would annoy myself more just trying to process all that gibberish.
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@ghostpop | 20 December 13 |
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i find a crack along the ear hole really annoys people
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@guillium | 20 December 13 |
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Or a great way to pi*s off IT and get a warning
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@beery2 | 20 December 13 |
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I find a dead rat in a desk drawer is fairly effective...and a live pigeon in a box in someone's pigeon hole works well too... 
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@lasiusn | 20 December 13 |
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setting off a fire alarm on a frezzing  winters day is oh so frikin funny.
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@lasiusn | 20 December 13 |
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or setting it off in the middle of a hurricane  is funnier still..
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@newt182 | 20 December 13 |
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Don't forget to add to start up too.
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@lasiusn | 20 December 13 |
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or pressing the alarm when the ice is like glass out there 
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@sardonic | 20 December 13 |
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I usually just make the receptionist cry. Then they have to listen to her cry n whinge for hours.
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@acidized | 20 December 13 |
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And if you accidentally ran it on your own pc, you can end its process from task manager by ending wsrcipt process.
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@3mel | 20 December 13 |
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@ acidized - 20.12.13 - 09:49am And if you accidentally ran it on your own pc, you can end its process from task manager by ending wsrcipt process. you crazy kids with ya hi jinks.. gosh darn it ! |
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@dodgey | 20 December 13 |
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Friday AKA banter day, it's time to wind people up folks 
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@beery2 | 20 December 13 |
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in fact, a better way is to get yourself one of those airhorn things with a can of compressed air, then unplug their computer. wait till they crawl under the desk to plug it back in. then give them a blast on the airhorn...
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@trashy | 20 December 13 |
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That's way too much effort. I'd rather just put salt in her coffee
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@dodgey | 20 December 13 |
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How about telling the polish workers I heard that they have to be in Christmas Eve as we will need things out of the stores  Christmas Eve is like Christmas Day for them
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@buffalo | 20 December 13 |
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@ lasiusn - 20.12.13 - 09:27am setting off a fire alarm on a frezzing winters day is oh so frikin funny.Yeah, because wasting emergency services' time and tax payers money is a right hoot. |
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@beery2 | 20 December 13 |
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thinking about it... I've been effectively annoying my colleagues for the last few days... our place starts back after crimbo on 2nd jan... but I've booked 2nd n 3rd off so I don't go back till the 6th...letting them know that seems to annoy them a bit 
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@phallica | 20 December 13 |
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I got a bit carried away,  with loyaltybuild lol.
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@peta | 20 December 13 |
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You think everyone works in a cubicle in a firm, don't you? Ahhright.
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