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I'm drafting a letter of complaint to my toaster manufacturer as it isn't working properly..... But I can't find the right group of letters to form a word that would correctly describe the mechanical, pop up, sound that a toaster makes.... A little help? |
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@beery2 | 21 December 13 |
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spang?  just gone to make some toast...I'll report back in a bit
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@madam.x | 21 December 13 |
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Pkwsshtt!
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@dre4mz | 21 December 13 |
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a clang  ?
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@mikeymk | 21 December 13 |
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What noise does it make?
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@madam.x | 21 December 13 |
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Look I'm sorry, but there's a build up to the spang, clang or pling, I think you'll find.
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@mikeymk | 21 December 13 |
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Yes, theres that slight ticking noise with the expansion of the cage. Thats before the rattly screech of metal to metal as the cage is forced upwards under load.
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@mikeymk | 21 December 13 |
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Being intolerant to bread i dont have a toaster, im going by memories here. Ah the memories..
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@spanish.inquisition | 21 December 13 |
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I was thinking 'Thraaaanckang'???
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@madam.x | 21 December 13 |
 yes, that sounds pretty realistic. I could almost smell toast when I read it.
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@pmbguy | 21 December 13 |
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crcrcreeeeeek ting! maybe, dunno how much noise the toaster makes on the scr*py bit before the sping enganges fully....
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@0.0 | 21 December 13 |
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if a toaster popups up in a kitchen an no one is around to hear it does it make a noise?
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@0.0 | 21 December 13 |
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i toast mine in a skillet so it has a sort of frying seering sound
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@lasiusn | 21 December 13 |
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read yer instructions for trouble shooter problems...
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@veronee | 21 December 13 |
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the noise my toaster makes is either a large crackle bang from the knife falling into it, or a huge bang when i throw it on the floor and swear as i light the gas grill
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@psnality | 21 December 13 |
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Keeerchug
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@mikeymk | 21 December 13 |
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No two toasters make exactly the same noise. A car exhaust is a wind instrument. Air is blown through it and it makes a noise. The slightest difference makes no two the same. Same with a toaster, the binding surfaces, the form of the parts, the spring, all working together to make a unique sound.
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@pmbguy | 21 December 13 |
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@ 0.0 - 21.12.13 - 10:14pm if a toaster popups up in a kitchen an no one is around to hear it does it make a noise? quantum physics my friend... if the sound of the toaster is heard by none, did it ever exist... |
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@bambi60 | 21 December 13 |
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@ 0.0 - 21.12.13 - 10:14pm if a toaster popups up in a kitchen an no one is around to hear it does it make a noise? Nope ..... 
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@spanish.inquisition | 21 December 13 |
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But who's making the toast?
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@mikeymk | 21 December 13 |
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@ 0.0 - 21.12.13 - 10:14pm if a toaster popups up in a kitchen an no one is around to hear it does it make a noise? Yes. Physically, everything still happens the same, including the soundwaves. Just because there is no device to record it, organic, electronic or otherwise, does not mean those physical soundwaves were not there. You only have to look at the toaster, and observe that it activated, to know those soundwaves were produced. |
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