@jayna	9 February 14
	It only happens Once in a blue moon.

	@bambi60	9 February 14
	A fart in a thunderstorm ....

	@9362	10 February 14
	no room to swing a cat

	@damsel77	11 February 14
	Chasing the wind then

	@damsel77	11 February 14
	Its as common as hens teeth

	@beery2	11 February 14
	one legged man in an arse-kicking contest...

	@miaiad	20 November 19
	@ dorisd - 9.02.14 - 08:34pm Usefulness. You're as useful as a chocolate teapot. So yummy

	@ogdenz	20 November 19
	Caring Conservatives.

	@corpse81	20 November 19
	Getting blood from a stone

	@3mel	20 November 19
	you've got more chance of shitting on the moon (c) Daniel H circa 2007

	@obi_jon	20 November 19
	Up shit creek without a paddle.

	@3mel	20 November 19
	@ kipling - 20.11.19 - 09:22pm Making a mountain out of a mole hill that doesn't show impossibility

	@bozzalad	20 November 19
	@ miaiad - 9.02.14 - 04:33pm What slang common phrases in English show impossibility? other than these two: (1) When pigs fly. (2) When hell ever freeze. never in a rain of pigs pudding

	@tasti2	20 November 19
	* @ contented - 9.02.14 - 06:29pm or is it to do with usefulness? Love you Alan x

	@sisfreak2017	21 November 19
	It will be a cold day in Hell before [...]

	@rainingkrypton	21 November 19
	The cat got your tongue?

	@sisfreak2017	21 November 19
	On the first of never.

	@rainingkrypton	21 November 19
	Storm in a teacup

	@1bad_boy	21 November 19
	About as useless as t*ts on a boar

	@rainingkrypton	23 November 19
	The last straw that broke the camel's back.