put ice cubes down your y fronts

I would need quite a lot of ice cubes .. . got huge Y-fronts. . Btw please be serious, I am frightened .

Stick a knitting needle in their eye.

Great idea, but my granny has borrowed my knitting needles!! s**t!!! . .

Its the new world order come for ya. It too late to and to late to hide. Ave ya tried pokin a carrot through to find out if it is vegie eater. or if all else fails try yer saugage, if they both fail. I guess ya fkd then.

I'd go to sleep, like I'm about to now.

Bleach them.

A right lot of fecken good you all are . .

Just looked through my spy hole. . looks like my neighbour is a goner . .

Poke them with a stick

Or shoot them with your water pistol

phone 999 and tell them your a pus*y or open the door and kik the p00 outta them

Urinate on the nosey t**ts face.

But add pepper to the water...

Spying through little gaps often leads to trouble... I was once walking past a mental asylum, the inmates were all out in the yard, chanting ' fourteen, fourteen, fourteen, fourteen...' I peeked through a little knothole in the fence to see what they were up to... Someone poked me in the eye with stick... Then they started chanting 'fifteen , fifteen, fifteen...'

Do you have any sausages shifty ?

Stick your n*b through the letterbox and see if he'll nosh you off

Veggie or meat ones?

I dont think I want to do that . . have you seen those fecken eyes? . . pure evil they are, pure evil . .

I've rigged this bad boy up . . like to see her touch my fecken door bell . .