Mine's never wasted. If I've gone to the effort of shaving then some motherf*cker is seeing it

I spent the morning face down screaming into the pillow instead...

says he'l be back tomorrow .. it will be stubbly by then!

Get yourself on badoo and fu*k someone else

Inspection time for you both

Pics

great if I want boring unsatisfying sex where I won't cu m or a dose of chlamydia

Stay classy.

Im sure you can find someone on there that will tie you up and smack your t*ts n all that

haha no not a chance dan

I've been tied by some of the best riggers in the country.. people who perform professionally and make a living out of it.

what do i want with desperate losers trying to throw their di ck at internet strangers? the losers who tell me I'm beautiful and sexy when i have no pic up.. losers who can't get laid in the real world

if i really want to bang a stranger I can just go to a bar with a sl*tty dress on and have my pick of the club

Shaving is so barbaric to your skin. Wax it or trim it.

Nikkei i depilate but... ''a wasted cream'' doesn't have the same ring to it

nom

Relevence?

she's... bald I'm guessing

Or a big head?

Just the head on it I guess

I still don't get it

The most annoying thing is when I start to shave and the battery f*cking dies after the first half of my face.