I'd say you a fashion designer or like Gok Wan a tv presenter who talks about people's fashion and gives them tips.

Haha! And you're a professional boob contourer. Yeeeep, that's what you're good at. Boob contouring.

Nah, Taz works at TATA, building truck chassis. He's the life and soul of the line most of the time, prancing around pouting, singing and shaking his asre to the cringeworthy but fun entertainment of his colleagues, but can occasionally be found in the toilets crying.

Gok Wan is an anagram of Go W.ank..just saying.

I can't wait to get out of this job lol now wait a second. There's a bit of change I'd like to make. IDK if professional boob contouring is a thing or not, but you're a boob contourer @mikey and @psnality you're an artist or art teacher, literally Van Gogh feels threatened by you in the afterlife rn

You work at a zoo. You always get high on your lunch break. You also fell asleep in the monkey enclosure once.

Lol.

why am I picturing boob contouring involving a potato peeler ?

I imagined an angle grinder.

I imagined baby oil massaging.

This is getting a bit kinky

You're smart, and you say really complicated things that make people feel daft. You're such a helpful person. You often dream about computer parts, and get off to them too. They call you 'gadget guru'

You're a Miranda Priestly-type boss at a local butchery. The staff all fear you 'cause the only thing colder than the freezers are the looks you give.

You write erotic novels. It's your passion. You also knit scarves in your spare time. You hope some day, one of your novels will be made into a movie.

I don't know who that is and don't want to google it in case it's going to annoy me so much that I have to fly to India to beat you with a claw hammer.

Sometimes you guys are just really mean like, really really mean.

Lol.

Also I cant think of anyone doing anything.

I can imagine mz.c being an Avon lady

That's something I have never done

Your boyfriend doesn't want you to work because of your alleged affair with your ex-boss. He secretly pays the housekeeper to spy on you. You often wish you'd gotten married to your high school boyfriend who is now coining it as an investment banker.