Do people clean their belts?

sh*t, spew, piss and tears. Does it ever end? lol

Why does he lock the brake on my tool box?! It's not gonna roll down the fkn hill, is it?! It's a screed concrete floor, it was once liquid, you ain't getting much more level than that! Ffs. I'm gonna dig out some non-brake coasters.

The banter between my sister and my nephew

''Boomer!''

''White colonizer!''

''Fossil!''

Its nice when somebodys doing your job for you, for a change.

Need some numbered bullets.

50 next week,htf did I make it thus far

How does one wake up from a sleep like that to find it's still last night? Well, I think I'll have a bath.

Time for a beer. Now where's the bottle opener? Ahh,she's asleep.

Shame on you.
You know how self conscious she is about her massive buck teeth...

That sheep just pissed in his face

So don't you lock up something that you wanted to see fly, hands are for shaking, not tying..

Queen tribute band tonight with a couple of old and a couple of new friends.should be fun

Weekend plan :don't run into anyone I know

Oops, my dog is a cuddler and I made the mistake of letting her sleep on my bed. For a medium sized dog she knows how to hog up a queen size bed.

Had a weird dream, wandering through a city... I think it was the afterlife. There were huge creatures hunting people down. But they weren't people, more like spirits of people in various stages of degrading.. becoming something else. Some of them were wild, but most were just talking about stuff they remembered from their lives. But as such they were disconnected from what was going on around them. They were either running or reminiscing..

Then I woke up to the puppy eating my shoes grr... That was the real monster in this story!

Kevin Bacon selling Iphone 11 pro seems a bit angry

There is said puppy being deceptively cute.