Welcome to the post; once you enter this crib, you better not leave like a squib.

Did you get all those beers? You better! 'cause Britain's drowning in fear.

You got all these lads who vote to leave. They chant Brexit and Tommy Robinson is who they believe.

Idly by they sit as Tory politicians are fooling the masses, calling poverty stricken Brits, 'lazy arses'.

Refusing to take blame for the corona crisis.

in ancient Greek mythology, you would have been called Narcis.

Here's a blind man telling you to put on your glasses; Maybe even go to the local Mosque and attend some classes.

Not all Muslims are agents of ISIS. Your Islamophobia makes you angry,

go ahead, judge and condemn me. Say I am a crook, thief and grass; whose throat you'd stamp on gladly.

Your jealousy is self-evident, I am the king of life hacks; I stole electricity, water and avoided paying poll tax.

Once, I roamed the streets homeless; shunned by the cold, I appropriated a coat just to momentarily relax.

My life was full of struggles; today I am sitting by the computer bursting wrongly held discriminatory belief bubbles.

They may say I am cowardly and dense; but truth to be told I am the agent of change; Ogdenz.

By Vampboy

''No, I ain't gonna vote, nor like you will I gloat'' was supposed to be in there somewhere.

This kicks as s ''yeah,yeah'' Duh nuh nuh'' ''nuh nuh''..''breakin dah law,breakin dah law''...shuddup b*tt munch.

I hope you liked the poem.

Someone's upset

Well thought out. Made me laugh.

It is rather good

You could write one about digits...I imagine the words ''hunt'' ''punt'' would be required for rhyming purposes.

Alright then. What the fuck is this shit?

Vamp has written a poem about me!

C'mon now, no being mean. Hug it out. You two are friends now.

Let me play some music to lighten up the mood.

*click click*

I will not be impressed until I see a video of vamp performing this poem/African rap

We can perform a duet! light up a bonfire, insert painful foreign objects through our skins then paint our faces with tribal colors and dance around the fire all night.

Sing it in Dubioza kolektiv style

Can you sing dwarf tossin by Bouquet of veal as well?

Nah I did that last week

Sweet! Reminded me of my school days when I used to write poems. Now I'm constantly h*rny, and waste my English education on h*rny posts/sh*tty jokes.

Who's upset, you donkey?!

Yeah but I don't see anything incriminating. I thought the coat part was quite dignified. And he seems happy enough. There was a lot of effort involved. I think someone's got a fan.