Sounds simplistic doesn't it.
Hello Mr Smith,we've found you a job in Cornwall,do you want to accept it?
Mr Smith..I can't as i live in Aberdeen!
Oh dear Mr Smith..no benefits or healthcare for you!

I've not been to a job centre in decades but even then they didnt offer claimants jobs,you just had to look at the jobs available and apply for them.

I read of a case recently where a man in his 60s was forced to go to a hairdressers to be interested for a job there. He had no experience whatsoever of hairdressing.
A total waste of the interviewers time and his time.

Surely losing rights to healthcare will make them less employable once they become ill?
These New proposals are aimed at the sick and the disabled too.

I hope no dwarves are going to be offered jobs as Chefs!
Many of the users here wouldn't agree with that!

The only time the accounts manager at mine pretended to be interested in his job was when the auditors came around. Absolute k.unt he was.. with his fu*king Armani suit.

I'd come in super early and hear all the stuff they'd be talking about in their morning meetings then they told me you need to stop coming in so early.. wtf?

You still working as a pie man?

He's had a promotion, he's now the quiche supervisor

I'm still there. Nah man, that one old woman does all the quiches.

How does Shadow get to work? In a Go-tart