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Let's write a story together! We all add in something to the plot. The narrator: The remaining survivors of General forum stood in a united awkward silence as they watched Earth from . There were so many questions. How did we end up here? What is our mission? How are we going to feed ourselves? How are we going to get back home to Earth? Who shot JR? Peta pulled out her suitcase and started to look for a suitable outfit to wear, while Alanball flexed his biceps. Wildfern, Trunking and Icerose decided to hunt down the closest McDonald's.... |
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@peta | 6 days |
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...however, Ogdenz figured haggis was a better option for substance and taste, despite the majority wanting McDonald's.
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@ogdenz | 6 days |
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Thus came into existence the McHaggis! Attempting a thick Scottish accent Peta asked the survivors 'Will yee be wanting fries wi that ? |
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@icerose1 | 6 days |
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Aye! Darth Vader answered with a tad too much excitement. If only they would have realised it was a foreshadowing of what was to come. *paranoid by Black Sabbath starts playing in the background* Icerose was doing a costume change while Ogdenz started to sharpen his pen knife as he was about to embark on .....
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@ogdenz | 6 days |
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The removal of part of Alan Balls brain! Rumour has it that Alan has been supporting Everton for far too long..this was put down to a head injury he suffered years ago..let's get this piece of damaged grey matter removed thought Ogdenz. Alan will soon become a Hull City supporter!
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@icerose1 | 6 days |
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As Alan was having his brain removal procedure, the rest of the gang was brainstorming. We need to figure out how we are going to transport ourselves back to Earth! Trunking stated. After hours of debating, the gang agreed to use an abandoned porta potty as their vessel.
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@ogdenz | 6 days |
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The abandoned porta potty was larger on the inside than it was on the outside. For this reason it was affectionately known as the Turdis.
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@icerose1 | 6 days |
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Can we paint it pink?. Icerose asked but before anyone could answer a voice boomed from the Turdis. I would prefer it if you asked for my consent before putting yer filthy paws on me!
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@wildfern | 5 days |
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I ain't doing no jobbies in a porta loo I'm just here for the view of that hole in Alan's heed |
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@shadow27 | 2 days |
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Suddenly there was a... The end. |
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@icerose1 | 2 days |
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Icerose made a mental note to ask Fern if that meant what she thought THAT meant but everyone was spooked by the talking Portapotty that they almost forgot about the hole in Alan's head. Thankfully Trunking with his quick thinking decided to save Alan by...
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@crail | 2 days |
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This kind of just for fun forum crap is so cringe
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@alanball | 2 days |
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... Crail this we should all join in fuming that there isn't a dead user called wikid, but the rest of us....
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@ogdenz | 2 days |
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Joint story time? Wheres 3Mel when you need him?
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@crail | 2 days |
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@ alanball - 26.05.25 - 12:33pm ... Crail this we should all join in fuming that there isn't a dead user called wikid, but the rest of us.... Well, one man, shed a tear because some Internet freak fake died, and the joy he experienced when he was still alive was beautiful to see. Maybe he wanted his 12 inches... |
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@alanball | 2 days |
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That's the spirit 
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@liambrwn | 2 days |
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Then he stood there, the moonlight hitting his naked body. Wh wh wh whats thats , a nervous void asked . Trunking replies, whats what ? The nervous voice asks , those lumps on your belly
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@liambrwn | 2 days |
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Oh, replies trunking, dont worry about those David , thats called a 6 pack. Wow , Ive never seen a 6 pack before |
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@liambrwn | 2 days |
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Trunking then bends over , ars* hole exposed . David sniffs it and get aroused . 2 minutes please trunking. He dashes off
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@liambrwn | 2 days |
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He returns with potato topped pies and smothers trunkings naked body in them . Thats better ! Hes then like a rat up a drain pipe
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