(new) Takeaway Food... [37]
Are pizza places etc still delivering?... Should they be?

(new) Much obliged.... (20)
Do you have a regular sign off (either formal or jovial) when you send correspondence to someone? OR....... Do you remember receiving o

(new) Public Transport Users.... (15)
When you leave your house try sprinting as fast as you can for the first 25 meters and then resume walking at your normal speed.... This will save yo

(new) Wind Farms.... [45]
A local farm owner has sold a couple of his fields to a power company who are now proposing to turn them into a wind farm... This has has been met by

(new) Dear Prodigits.... [29]
I just passed the manager at work and said 'morning' to him, however he said 'morning' to me at exactly the same time only much louder.... I'm now uns

(new) Fitbits...... (8)
Ever used a Fitbit or anything like that?

(new) Not a joke and not true.... (18)
A vapour cigarette user, a vegan, a vegetarian, a homosexual, a UKIP voter, a BMW driver and someone who's just come back from abroad all walk into a

(new) Soap Operas Reflecting Real Life... [43]
The creaters of soap Operas often say they like to have story lines and content that the viewers can relate to... If that's true then how come we neve

(new) It's all about...... [47]
What subject(s) do you think you have spent the most time talking about in your life?

(new) The Queen Z..... [30]
It recently occurred to me the Queen is the only person to have her head on our coins.. She loves that gig and doesn't want to give it up... H

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@ gt_tdi - 31.03.20 - 01:49pm You still can, they're not extinct.He's wearing boxing gloves a

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Therapy

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@ gt_tdi - 31.03.20 - 01:13pm You could try photocopying your existing toilet roll too Ha!

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@ birdy - 31.03.20 - 01:13pm I don't really like pizza anyway.That's like saying I don't real

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@ bambi60 - 31.03.20 - 01:02pm They are permitted to trade at the moment...I personally wouldn't use them

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Well takeaway food is a little less essential... But I am hankering for a meat calzone....

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Change of plan... I'm now watch season 3 of Fargo,... I reckon I can watch the full season before morning...

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If you lay on your meat first so that goes numb, while eating the Pringles... You can then make it feel like someone else is sucking off someone else!

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To add to Budgiesmugglers post, eat a full tube of salt and vinegar pringles first so your lips go numb... Then it will feel.like someone else is doin

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I should be painting... I'm actually going to be watching a film and browsing YouTube...

(new) Yo! [52]
What we all been upto? Fill me in.

(new) a wasted shave [87]
is really annoying

(new) This Happened.... [47]
How to communicate with someone who doesn't speak your language... We had a Dutch lorry driver come to collect a load this morning... Our guy

(new) What are you doing NOW? [9442]
Feel free to share what you're currently doing. Yes, I'm prying into your daily lives. As for me, I'm propped up in bed sipping a warm cup of

(new) Thoughts 6.0 [20834]
You know the drill. Post your thoughts here.