@dan27notts | ||
Reasons to date me: Cool Funny Good at fighting Good at talking to girls No STDs Good at sex Good wage Tall No illnesses Have my own car Good GCSE results Good credit score Strong Non smoker Likes memes UKIP voter Can swim Goes to the gym Likes to travel |
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@dan27notts | 18 October 15 | |
Reasons not to date me: Still lives at home with parents Slight receding hair line Emotionless Poor fashion sense Cannot make my own bed Cannot use washing machine Becomes irrational when drunk Small pension fund |
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@vampdude | 18 October 15 | |
You sound somewhat desperate and a bit sad.
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@sensible | 19 October 15 | |
The reasons not to date you
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@irnbrux | 19 October 15 | |
proof or it didn't happen
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@co.uk | 19 October 15 | |
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@vampdude | 19 October 15 | |
@ sensible - 19.10.15 - 09:16am The reasons not to date you I think small pension fund is code... For small penis. |
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@dan27notts | 19 October 15 | |
@ vampdude - 19.10.15 - 05:06pm I think small pension fund is code... For small penis. No, i had a company pension for 9 years at my old place but they only ever paid 2.50 a week into it hence why it isnt worth much but now im on the auto enrolment scheme so 1 percent of my wages get paid in each week |
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@dan27notts | 19 October 15 | |
@ sensible - 19.10.15 - 09:16am The reasons not to date you You are too sensible to date someone who cant use a washing machine |
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@dan27notts | 19 October 15 | |
@ lookslikezoom - 19.10.15 - 08:34pm no, its not that. just too sensible to date someone who doesn't have a brain Must of missed the fact i have good gcse results. |
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@sensible | 19 October 15 | |
@ dan27notts - 19.10.15 - 08:25pm You are too sensible to date someone who cant use a washing machine I was in Nottingham today |
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