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@deathbed | 1 August 12 | |
Black guy dies first.
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@king397 | 1 August 12 | |
If a woman gets nude or partially nude its usually s*xy but if a man does its presented as comical.
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@beboyza | 3 August 12 | |
in horrors the victim runs away from the killer yet the casually walking killer always catches up
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@beboyza | 3 August 12 | |
the victim will always hear the killers footsteps yet never see him till the last moment
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@beboyza | 3 August 12 | |
in old kung fu movies its customary that the dude with the bad teeth inexplicably laughs before and between sentences
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@beboyza | 3 August 12 | |
it shall be decreed that none shall lay a hand on Steven Seagal when he's in a movie
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@soap983 | 5 August 12 | |
In car chases, the hero somehow gets spun around and is forced to drive in reverse which is considerably slower yet his pursuers still dont catch him
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@soap983 | 5 August 12 | |
In car chases, the hero somehow gets spun around and is forced to drive in reverse which is considerably slower yet his pursuers still dont catch him
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@nikkei | 5 August 12 | |
also in steven seagal movies it is decreed that noone shall notice when 'steven' does any kind of stunt, that he is suddenly a hundred pounds lighter.
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@king397 | 5 August 12 | |
Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright in bed, sweating profusely and breathing heavily. Instead of waking and just lying there and going 'eeewww'
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